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"This shirt is the balls, there is no other shirt that even compares to the red, white, and blue that radiates off this thing. It wakes up every morning and pisses excellence. With the mixture of this shirt and my long, sexy mullet, the chicks are lining up. I wear...
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"Cautionary statement: wearing this shirt may cause uncontrolled sudden surges of pure American patriotism. It may inspire the wearer or those in the vicinity to spontaneously erupt in song: most often the national anthem or America the Beautiful. I give it five stars, all the stripes, and bombs bursting in...
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"This shirt was everything it said it was. It's pure America. Not only is the quality well and it fit good. It also gives a feeling of true American Bad Assery when you wear it. It can be described as flying on an American Bald Eagle as it shoots fucking...
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"You know how in the movies when someone unsheathes a sword you hear the "shwing" sound it makes? Putting this tank top on, you hear the battle cry of a bald eagle taking down a tea-drinking tyrant. Merica."
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"When I opened the package, I was literally in tears. This great country of ours is represented perfectly in this Tank Top. My love for American and now this Tank Top is strong as the Mississippi current. Abraham Lincoln, the most beautiful man to have lived, sportin' Sun Glasses because...
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"As soon as I put it on, my house started shaking. I walked outside and saw 1776 bald eagles sitting on my roof. They all in perfect unison saluted with their right wing. I saluted back and they screeched the anthem then flew off. In the sky, they made an...
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Attention, any Country who successfully lands people on the Moon. First off, we'd like to welcome you. You're about 50 years too late, but that's beside the point. Take a look around, snap some photos, then get back into your craft and move along. I hear the weather in Mars...
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