When you pull up to your in-laws' house this Christmas Vacation, forgo the niceties. Sh*tter was full is how you really greet the ones you love -- or loathe. Either way -- it's the way to go.
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Forget Merry Christmas. Forget Happy Holidays. Nevermind Feliz Navidad. Sh*tter was Full is the greeting of the season.
Winter is coming -- and so is Christmas. How do I cope? I drink and I know things. That's all I can do -- except maybe drink in my Santa hat and binge watch your favorite show.
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During the holidays, my survival depends on my skill set. I drink and I know things. It's what I do.
Make sure you wear this to any raging party this holiday season. Then when you wake up -- just point to your shirt. Someone will lead you to the tylenol.
No mean girls for you -- you're on the nice list. Christmas, you're nailing it. You go Glen Coco.
When you just don't get a fook, McGregor knows what to say. Merry Fookin' Christmas to absolutely nobody!
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