ONLY COMMIES SEND SPAM... AND WE AREN'T COMMIES

11 reviews
If drinking was an olympic sport we'd be the greatest team in the world. Take home the gold this summer... For America!
8 reviews
The American heart hasn't stopped beating since 1776 and won't slow down anytime soon. Old Glory flies proudly in all patriots who bleed red, white and blue.
5 reviews
“Immediately when i put it on i felt like the urine in my bladder was transformed into the water from the delaware from the exact same night george washington crossed it to wish merry christmas to the british.”
11 reviews
"I purchased this shirt because I love America, bald eagles, and mullets. However, unbeknownst to me, when I put it on I mentally transform into a robosoldier capable of bringing security and justice to those in need. I feel the need to help the elderly and read to small children....
3 reviews
Whether it be the high-and-mighty demeanor, sneeze-inducing dander or unpleasant smell, America’s nationwide cat craze is both inexplicable and undeniable. Blame it on the Internet, ancient Egyptians or painfully single women, there’s just something about cats The Stars and Stripes can’t shake. No worries—rather than fight it, embrace it. Here...
13 reviews
Old George was the OG that BREXIT’D before it was cool. All you other haters are just imitators. Movers and players without any booty shakers. Let’s hear it for America!
30 reviews
You long to see, touch and caress them. You want to hear them purr. Tell her in this "Show me Your Kitties" t-shirt. Then tell her you'd like to see her cat too. The last four sentences were meant for entertainment purposes only. We are not responsible for injuries (emotional...
3 reviews
Suns out, buns out! Are we talking about grills or girls? That's for you to decide.
17 reviews
Summer might be coming to an end soon but that doesn't mean shorts season is too. Everyday is leg day when the sky's out so let those thighs out!
39 reviews
"When I opened the package, I was literally in tears. This great country of ours is represented perfectly in this Tank Top. My love for American and now this Tank Top is strong as the Mississippi current. Abraham Lincoln, the most beautiful man to have lived, sportin' Sun Glasses because...
86 reviews
"Since buying this shirt: I have been invited to sing national anthems at baseball games. People have stopped treading on me. Women address me as Mr. Theodore Abraham Washington, the LXIX before throwing themselves at my feet (which generally hover above the ground). I can drink 16 oz of Budweiser...
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ONLY COMMIES SEND SPAM... AND WE AREN'T COMMIES

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