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"I purchased this shirt because I love America, bald eagles, and mullets. However, unbeknownst to me, when I put it on I mentally transform into a robosoldier capable of bringing security and justice to those in need. I feel the need to help the elderly and read to small children. Physically, my chest hair immediately extends into a luscious mane that women can't resist and my veins pump with victory juice. I'll be purchasing more of these high quality made in America freedom threads."
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Premium 4.3 oz
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100% soft ringspun cotton
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Made in USA
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"I purchased this shirt because I love America, bald eagles, and mullets. However, unbeknownst to me, when I put it on I mentally transform into a robosoldier capable of bringing security and justice to those in need. I feel the need to help the elderly and read to small children. Physically, my chest hair immediately extends into a luscious mane that women can't resist and my veins pump with victory juice. I'll be purchasing more of these high quality made in America freedom threads."
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Premium 4.3 oz
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100% soft ringspun cotton
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Made in USA
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If drinking was an olympic sport we'd be the greatest team in the world. Take home the gold this summer... For America!
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The American heart hasn't stopped beating since 1776 and won't slow down anytime soon. Old Glory flies proudly in all patriots who bleed red, white and blue.
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“Immediately when i put it on i felt like the urine in my bladder was transformed into the water from the delaware from the exact same night george washington crossed it to wish merry christmas to the british.”
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Whether it be the high-and-mighty demeanor, sneeze-inducing dander or unpleasant smell, America’s nationwide cat craze is both inexplicable and undeniable. Blame it on the Internet, ancient Egyptians or painfully single women, there’s just something about cats The Stars and Stripes can’t shake. No worries—rather than fight it, embrace it. Here...
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