Summer might be coming to an end soon but that doesn't mean shorts season is too. Everyday is leg day when the sky's out so let those thighs out!
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"When I opened the package, I was literally in tears. This great country of ours is represented perfectly in this Tank Top. My love for American and now this Tank Top is strong as the Mississippi current. Abraham Lincoln, the most beautiful man to have lived, sportin' Sun Glasses because...
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"Since buying this shirt: I have been invited to sing national anthems at baseball games. People have stopped treading on me. Women address me as Mr. Theodore Abraham Washington, the LXIX before throwing themselves at my feet (which generally hover above the ground). I can drink 16 oz of Budweiser...
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