"There is no greater feeling than increasing your patriot points. With these board shorts I now know what the American Flag Feels like flying high in the sky, soaring like bald eagle, mocking its enemies down below all the while drinking a beer that tastes like fireworks and freedom. I am very happy that my wife bought me these shorts and am so excited to buy VIP line tickets to water parks around the nation so I can cut in line while wearing these bad boys."

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"There is no greater feeling than increasing your patriot points. With these board shorts I now know what the American Flag Feels like flying high in the sky, soaring like bald eagle, mocking its enemies down below all the while drinking a beer that tastes like fireworks and freedom. I am very happy that my wife bought me these shorts and am so excited to buy VIP line tickets to water parks around the nation so I can cut in line while wearing these bad boys."

Grab a pair and show 'em how to freedom!

  • 100% Poly Sport material - High Quality
  • See Size chart below.
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02/12/2022
ALEXSANDRE L.
United States United States

It's like my balls dropped, again

I feel like an unstoppable force of nature. Like a machine gun with a brain. And legs. I feel like I can walk through the Sahara desert with nothing but these shorts, and by the time I make it to the other side I'll be in a brand new Chevy Silverado with yeti 110 loaded with ground camel meat, and PBR. With a rainstorm behind me. Every single steak I cook comes out a perfect medium rare. Even if I didnt light the grill. My girlfriend loves them. Can't wait for the dryer to finish the cycle.

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07/17/2021
Richard W.
United States United States

Proud to ware the Red-White & Blue

Great quality and style. Best value in board shorts around, highly recommend for every red blooded American Boy of any age!

TG
06/30/2021
Tina G.
United States United States

These are awesome!!

Absolutely wonderful!!

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04/12/2021
Michael L.
United States United States

Awesome shorts

The quality far exceeded my expectations. Material and fit are superior.

SR
03/15/2020
Seth R.

Sweet shorts

Dont think about it, buy em

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