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The American gene has passed down several hereditary symptoms over time: winning wars, landing on moons and having FREEDOM.
Mars may be the most ambitious sequel of our lifetimes but never forget the landing that started it all! You can't beat the classics.
4th of July: The only day it's socially acceptable to get drunk and blow things up. Is there anything more American than that?
Back to back World War champs and extraterrestrial conquerers. 'Merica is shooting for the stars and Mars is next on our list!
America's been putting boots to asses since 1776! Back to back World War champs deserve to have the bests shirt on their back.
You don't even need a background check to get your hands on this fully semi-automatic high power assault sauce. Unbelievable!
"This shirt was everything it said it was. It's pure America. Not only is the quality well and it fit good. It also gives a feeling of true American Bad Assery when you wear it. It can be described as flying on an American Bald Eagle as it shoots fucking...
Because you're from a country of champions, and everyone should know it. Don't make us 3-peat!
"You know how in the movies when someone unsheathes a sword you hear the "shwing" sound it makes? Putting this tank top on, you hear the battle cry of a bald eagle taking down a tea-drinking tyrant. Merica."
Much like diabetes, communism is a disease of the heart. Keep your heart pure by saying the Pledge of Allegiance each and every day. Keep the commies away by saying it as loud and as obnoxiously as possible, preferably while holding a Budweiser with an American flag draped over your...
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ONLY COMMIES SEND SPAM... AND WE AREN'T COMMIES

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