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Are you an American or an Ameri-can’t? Neither. You are an “Amer-I-can’t Hear You Over All This Freedom!” So be loud and proud and get your freedom on!
"Sorry, I Can't Hear You". Sound off like you have a pair. Freedom isn't for the meek and soft spoken.
I wasn't quite sure what this "It's Merican Not Merican't" shirt was trying to say, until I put it on. I've been wearing it for eleven straight days now. I visited The Washington Monument, The Liberty Bell, Mount Rushmore, The Lincoln Memorial, The White House, The Baseball Hall of Fame,...
With free-flying bald eagles everywhere, enough military personnel to blow any world power to smithereens and more freedom than you can shake a stick at, what’s America got to apologize for? Nothing. That’s right—absolutely nothing. You’re American, and you’re better than everyone else. As such, never say sorry for being...
"This shirt was everything it said it was. It's pure America. Not only is the quality well and it fit good. It also gives a feeling of true American Bad Assery when you wear it. It can be described as flying on an American Bald Eagle as it shoots fucking...
Because you're from a country of champions, and everyone should know it. Don't make us 3-peat!
Much like diabetes, communism is a disease of the heart. Keep your heart pure by saying the Pledge of Allegiance each and every day. Keep the commies away by saying it as loud and as obnoxiously as possible, preferably while holding a Budweiser with an American flag draped over your...
"Since buying this shirt: I have been invited to sing national anthems at baseball games. People have stopped treading on me. Women address me as Mr. Theodore Abraham Washington, the LXIX before throwing themselves at my feet (which generally hover above the ground). I can drink 16 oz of Budweiser...
"Cautionary statement: wearing this shirt may cause uncontrolled sudden surges of pure American patriotism. It may inspire the wearer or those in the vicinity to spontaneously erupt in song: most often the national anthem or America the Beautiful. I give it five stars, all the stripes, and bombs bursting in...
Drugs never stood a chance after Ronald Reagan declared a war on them in 1982. Ragin' Reagan set his target on America's biggest enemy and flexed his presidential power to make certain every young American declared, "Just say no!" But you can just say yes, to wearing this shirt. To...
You've seen the Jersey Tuxedo, the Hillbilly Tuxedo, but there's one tuxedo to trump them all. The Merican Tuxedo shirt combines all the great things about our nation. Make your Independence Day a little bit classier.

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