ONLY COMMIES SEND SPAM... AND WE AREN'T COMMIES

Since buying this shirt: I have been invited to sing national anthems at baseball games. People have stopped treading on me. Women address me as Mr. Theodore Abraham Washington, the LXIX before throwing themselves at my feet (which generally hover above the ground). I can drink 16 oz of Budweiser...
Because I was inverted. Keeping up foreign relations!  
No matter your feelings about the 2016 election, we all could use a little more love in our life. Bring back that loving feeling and start campaigning for Maverick and Goose in 2020.
Grab your wingman and keep up with foreign relations the American way: putting warheads on foreheads.
Ahhh...The good old days. Economy was great, future looked bright, and we just pointed our nukes at anyone who threatened us.
Be FLEXable. When you're too close for missiles, you've gotta switch to guns.
Featuring Maverick, one of the best characters of all time. Get the t shirt and relive the magic.
This shirt is freaking awesome, but you don’t have to take my word for it.
Drugs never stood a chance after Ronald Reagan declared a war on them in 1982. Ragin' Reagan set his target on America's biggest enemy and flexed his presidential power to make certain every young American declared, "Just say no!" But you can just say yes, to wearing this shirt. To...
Every Goose has its Maverick, and every Maverick has its Goose. The important thing is that you have a wingman. So don’t forget to buy your bro one too. 
The only candidate that could possible destroy the Maverick/Goose two party system -- Iceman. We all know he was the coolest character in -- pun intended.

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ONLY COMMIES SEND SPAM... AND WE AREN'T COMMIES

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