ONLY COMMIES SEND SPAM... AND WE AREN'T COMMIES

569 reviews
Since buying this shirt: I have been invited to sing national anthems at baseball games. People have stopped treading on me. Women address me as Mr. Theodore Abraham Washington, the LXIX before throwing themselves at my feet (which generally hover above the ground). I can drink 16 oz of Budweiser...
171 reviews
Because I was inverted. Keeping up foreign relations!  
169 reviews
No matter your feelings about the 2016 election, we all could use a little more love in our life. Bring back that loving feeling and start campaigning for Maverick and Goose in 2020.
69 reviews
Grab your wingman and keep up with foreign relations the American way: putting warheads on foreheads.
53 reviews
Ahhh...The good old days. Economy was great, future looked bright, and we just pointed our nukes at anyone who threatened us.
26 reviews
Featuring Maverick, one of the best characters of all time. Get the t shirt and relive the magic.
23 reviews
Be FLEXable. When you're too close for missiles, you've gotta switch to guns.
65 reviews
This shirt will make you a got-damned sexual tyrannosaurus...
17 reviews
Every Goose has its Maverick, and every Maverick has its Goose. The important thing is that you have a wingman. So don’t forget to buy your bro one too. 
26 reviews
This shirt is freaking awesome, but you don’t have to take my word for it.
19 reviews
The only candidate that could possible destroy the Maverick/Goose two party system -- Iceman. We all know he was the coolest character in -- pun intended.
12 reviews
Drugs never stood a chance after Ronald Reagan declared a war on them in 1982. Ragin' Reagan set his target on America's biggest enemy and flexed his presidential power to make certain every young American declared, "Just say no!" But you can just say yes, to wearing this shirt. To...

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