80s Collection | American AF

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Since buying this shirt: I have been invited to sing national anthems at baseball games. People have stopped treading on me. Women address me as Mr. Theodore Abraham Washington, the LXIX before throwing themselves at my feet (which generally hover above the ground). I can drink 16 oz of Budweiser...

$ 19.95

Because I Was Inverted

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Because I was inverted. Keeping up foreign relations!

$ 19.95

Foreign Relations

Grab your wingman and keep up with foreign relations the American way: putting warheads on foreheads.

$ 19.95

Reagan Bush 1984 V2

Ahhh...The good old days. Economy was great, future looked bright, and we just pointed our nukes at anyone who threatened us.

$ 25.95

Switching To Guns

Be FLEXable. When you're too close for missiles, you've gotta switch to guns.

$ 19.95

Iceman

The only candidate that could possible destroy the Maverick/Goose two party system -- Iceman. We all know he was the coolest character in -- pun intended.

$ 19.95

Ronald Ragin'

Drugs never stood a chance after Ronald Reagan declared a war on them in 1982. Ragin' Reagan set his target on America's biggest enemy and flexed his presidential power to make certain every young American declared, "Just say no!" But you can just say yes, to wearing this shirt. To...

$ 19.95 ~~$ 23.95~~

I'd Rather be

"I got this superb garment in the mail today. I could tell right away that there was something different about it--perhaps the chorus of Angels singing as a lone ray of light from heaven shone brilliantly upon this shirt, while I was indoors. Yes, its powers are that potent.Not wanting...