ONLY COMMIES SEND SPAM... AND WE AREN'T COMMIES

602 reviews
Since buying this shirt: I have been invited to sing national anthems at baseball games. People have stopped treading on me. Women address me as Mr. Theodore Abraham Washington, the LXIX before throwing themselves at my feet (which generally hover above the ground). I can drink 16 oz of Budweiser...
185 reviews
Because I was inverted. Keeping up foreign relations!  
73 reviews
Grab your wingman and keep up with foreign relations the American way: putting warheads on foreheads.
54 reviews
Ahhh...The good old days. Economy was great, future looked bright, and we just pointed our nukes at anyone who threatened us.
23 reviews
Be FLEXable. When you're too close for missiles, you've gotta switch to guns.
19 reviews
The only candidate that could possible destroy the Maverick/Goose two party system -- Iceman. We all know he was the coolest character in -- pun intended.
13 reviews
Drugs never stood a chance after Ronald Reagan declared a war on them in 1982. Ragin' Reagan set his target on America's biggest enemy and flexed his presidential power to make certain every young American declared, "Just say no!" But you can just say yes, to wearing this shirt. To...
14 reviews
"I got this superb garment in the mail today. I could tell right away that there was something different about it--perhaps the chorus of Angels singing as a lone ray of light from heaven shone brilliantly upon this shirt, while I was indoors. Yes, its powers are that potent.Not wanting...
3 reviews
Show you really care with Patriot Bear. He's staking a claim for the USA for the perfect party location. A shirt for a very special 4th.
7 reviews
Hokey hippies and commie propaganda are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.
3 reviews
Merica Bear is ready to party. This red, white, and blue bear is ready to cheers for patriotism. Happy 4th! 'Merica!!

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ONLY COMMIES SEND SPAM... AND WE AREN'T COMMIES

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