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Since buying this shirt: I have been invited to sing national anthems at baseball games. People have stopped treading on me. Women address me as Mr. Theodore Abraham Washington, the LXIX before throwing themselves at my feet (which generally hover above the ground). I can drink 16 oz of Budweiser out of a 12 oz can. Border patrol agents monitor my fence line. The terrorists have put me on a watch list.
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Since buying this shirt: I have been invited to sing national anthems at baseball games. People have stopped treading on me. Women address me as Mr. Theodore Abraham Washington, the LXIX before throwing themselves at my feet (which generally hover above the ground). I can drink 16 oz of Budweiser out of a 12 oz can. Border patrol agents monitor my fence line. The terrorists have put me on a watch list.
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Premium 4.3 oz
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100% soft ringspun cotton
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Made in USA
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01/17/2022
Trevor D. 
United StatesStrangely, the Shirt Smells Good, Too
Looks great. Can't wait to wear it when the weather warms up. I noticed it had a nice smell when I unpacked it. I guess Ronaldus Magnus was so manly, even his image bears a hint of his aftershave.
MJ
01/08/2022
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08/22/2021
Kevin L. United StatesLove my new shirt
It is great quality and I am so excited about wearing it. Thank you for your product
BG
08/19/2021
Barbara G. United StatesI smell hippies
I bought 2 of these shirts for my husband and son. Great quality and they received so many compliments on them.
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No matter your feelings about the 2016 election, we all could use a little more love in our life. Bring back that loving feeling and start campaigning for Maverick and Goose in 2020.
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Grab your wingman and keep up with foreign relations the American way: putting warheads on foreheads.
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Ahhh...The good old days. Economy was great, future looked bright, and we just pointed our nukes at anyone who threatened us.
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