$ 19.95
Since buying this shirt: I have been invited to sing national anthems at baseball games. People have stopped treading on me. Women address me as Mr. Theodore Abraham Washington, the LXIX before throwing themselves at my feet (which generally hover above the ground). I can drink 16 oz of Budweiser out of a 12 oz can. Border patrol agents monitor my fence line. The terrorists have put me on a watch list.
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  • 100% soft ringspun cotton
  • Made in USA
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Since buying this shirt: I have been invited to sing national anthems at baseball games. People have stopped treading on me. Women address me as Mr. Theodore Abraham Washington, the LXIX before throwing themselves at my feet (which generally hover above the ground). I can drink 16 oz of Budweiser out of a 12 oz can. Border patrol agents monitor my fence line. The terrorists have put me on a watch list.
  • Premium 4.3 oz
  • 100% soft ringspun cotton
  • Made in USA
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JF
12/11/2020
John F.
United States United States
Hippie

It was a great experience. I had a problem with the silk screen. I contacted them and a new was sent out right away.

KA
12/10/2020
Kyle A.
United States United States
Best shirt ever

Libs love it the most, especially when I open carry while I have it on! Get a ton of compliments from the servatives and the old school right!!! Thank you!!

TP
12/04/2020
Thomas P.
United States United States
It's great

Great, great, great

SK
12/03/2020
Steve K.
United States United States
America!

Even freshly washed I can smell the gunpowder and bacon emanating from this great country.

CG
12/02/2020
Chris G.
United States United States
Funny shirt

I bought 2 of these shirts. I wear to give my kids a bad time.

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