$ 19.95
Since buying this shirt: I have been invited to sing national anthems at baseball games. People have stopped treading on me. Women address me as Mr. Theodore Abraham Washington, the LXIX before throwing themselves at my feet (which generally hover above the ground). I can drink 16 oz of Budweiser out of a 12 oz can. Border patrol agents monitor my fence line. The terrorists have put me on a watch list.
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Premium 4.3 oz
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100% soft ringspun cotton
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Made in USA
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Since buying this shirt: I have been invited to sing national anthems at baseball games. People have stopped treading on me. Women address me as Mr. Theodore Abraham Washington, the LXIX before throwing themselves at my feet (which generally hover above the ground). I can drink 16 oz of Budweiser out of a 12 oz can. Border patrol agents monitor my fence line. The terrorists have put me on a watch list.
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Premium 4.3 oz
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100% soft ringspun cotton
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Made in USA
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10/17/2020
Rick
United StatesWoodstock 50 year party
Wore this to a 50 year anniversary party a while back. We were to dress in our best 60's gear. After 50 years, obviously mine wouldn't fit, so I wore this T shirt. Guess who got the prize for best dressed? Everyone wanted one. Get all kinds of smiles when I wear it out in public. Worth every penny!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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10/15/2020
Charles C.
United StatesI smell hippies
Absolutely love this shirt. Gets comments every single time I wear it!
RB
10/15/2020
Robert B.
United StatesExcellent
Everyone thought it was great. Had many pictures of me taken while wearing it.
DC
10/14/2020
David C.
United StatesWell made.
Well made shirt..
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10/13/2020
Russ R.
United StatesLove this shirt
The shirt delivered without issue. Love the shirt and get lots of comments on it. Goes great with my Trump face mask.
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No matter your feelings about the 2016 election, we all could use a little more love in our life. Bring back that loving feeling and start campaigning for Maverick and Goose in 2020.
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Grab your wingman and keep up with foreign relations the American way: putting warheads on foreheads.
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Ahhh...The good old days. Economy was great, future looked bright, and we just pointed our nukes at anyone who threatened us.
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