ONLY COMMIES SEND SPAM... AND WE AREN'T COMMIES

14 reviews
"I got this superb garment in the mail today. I could tell right away that there was something different about it--perhaps the chorus of Angels singing as a lone ray of light from heaven shone brilliantly upon this shirt, while I was indoors. Yes, its powers are that potent.Not wanting...
10 reviews
You can be my wingman anytime you wear this shirt.
9 reviews
She gave you life, now you're protecting hers. Kill a Commie for Mommy, she'll be so proud.
3 reviews
Show you really care with Patriot Bear. He's staking a claim for the USA for the perfect party location. A shirt for a very special 4th.
12 reviews
I pity the fool that doesn't enjoy tea time with Mr. T! And remember... B.Y.O.I.C. (Bring Your Own Ice Cube)
7 reviews
Hokey hippies and commie propaganda are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.
2 reviews
Somebody call Kenny Loggins... Because you're in the danger zone!
3 reviews
Merica Bear is ready to party. This red, white, and blue bear is ready to cheers for patriotism. Happy 4th! 'Merica!!
Ah the 80s... Back when you didn't have to remind kids to not try this at home or to eat laundry detergent. Weren't those the days?

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ONLY COMMIES SEND SPAM... AND WE AREN'T COMMIES

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