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When you're really serious about the holidays there's only one place to call -- Griswold's Exterior Illumination. Ask for Sparky.
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This year has been sort of grim. But I'm introducing a new carol for this holiday season. It's called "Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho." Festive isn't it?
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No matter how magical the candy cane -- it's not going to lick itself. Be a team player and help me out.
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