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Lifting all those presents is a brutal workout. He's been carb-loading with candy. Santa is looking North Swole!
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Carb load on candy and hit the bar. It's going to be a very Merry Liftmas this year!
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Expose the myth that in order to be jolly, you have to jiggle like a bowl full of jelly. Introducing, the North Swole Gym -- where Santa goes to get jacked.
Some say they wouldn't let Rudolph the Red-Nosed Gaindeer join in any reindeer games because they though he was on steroids... Can you blame them?
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