"This shirt is the reason the constitution was written. Now that I have it, the flag waves more gallantly, the stars in the evening sky are brighter, and eagles fly faster than before. Once I laid eyes on this shirt, it was obvious that mother freedom would backhand the tar out of me if I didn't purchase it. I knew if I passed it up, I'd have to move to Canada or something. Patriotic memorabilia like this are as patriotic as Golden Corral buffet, Chevy Silverados, and major league fast balls. It's as sweet as a lullaby and as loud as a Nascar without saying a word, and I don't know how I ever considered myself an American without it."

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  • Made in USA

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  • Lightweight Performance Material

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"This shirt is the reason the constitution was written. Now that I have it, the flag waves more gallantly, the stars in the evening sky are brighter, and eagles fly faster than before. Once I laid eyes on this shirt, it was obvious that mother freedom would backhand the tar out of me if I didn't purchase it. I knew if I passed it up, I'd have to move to Canada or something. Patriotic memorabilia like this are as patriotic as Golden Corral buffet, Chevy Silverados, and major league fast balls. It's as sweet as a lullaby and as loud as a Nascar without saying a word, and I don't know how I ever considered myself an American without it."

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JH
10/25/2019
Joshua H.
Party like our forefathers

Very nice shirt. Fits great. Bought a xxl. No issues so far. Really nice design and still looks good after 1 time in the dryer.

SN
07/10/2019
Seth n.
Love the shirt

I purchased a Party Like Your Forefathers shirt for me and another for my brother-in-law. We both wore ours over the 4th of July weekend, but not the same party... I love mine, he loves his, and everyone who saw them thought they were awesome.

JC
06/27/2019
Jeffrey C.
Pure American

I show up to a party wearing this shirt and suddenly I am overcome with an intense wave patriotism. So intense that I was literally transported back to witness this exact moment.

DJ
04/18/2019
David J.
Shirt is the fuckn ****

Shirt is the fuckn ****

KK
09/20/2018
Karen K.
Awesome

My son loves the shirt. Great quality and colors.

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