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"Just when I thought Dubya couldn't get any more American, now I get to see him skydiving while riding a shark every time I look in the mirror. Every. Time. Yes, that means I wear it more than I should in order for it to remain clean and yes, it stinks more than his foreign policies while he was in office, but there is nothing I rather conceal my THOs (Titty Hard Ons) than with this glorious piece of Americana. This thing is guaranteed to catch more sideways glances than the antics Dubya would get himself in whenever he left for another nation and will have any girl's boyfriend going Dick Cheney on your ass if he catches her staring at ya too long."
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"Just when I thought Dubya couldn't get any more American, now I get to see him skydiving while riding a shark every time I look in the mirror. Every. Time. Yes, that means I wear it more than I should in order for it to remain clean and yes, it stinks more than his foreign policies while he was in office, but there is nothing I rather conceal my THOs (Titty Hard Ons) than with this glorious piece of Americana. This thing is guaranteed to catch more sideways glances than the antics Dubya would get himself in whenever he left for another nation and will have any girl's boyfriend going Dick Cheney on your ass if he catches her staring at ya too long."
CHECK OUT OUR ALL OVER PRINT HERE
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Premium 4.3 oz
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100% soft ringspun cotton
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Made in USA
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DK
12/02/2020
Daniel K.
United StatesGreat shirt !
Very good quality always makes me the center of attention
EG
09/21/2019
Elizabeth G.
JL
09/11/2019
James L.
Good Tank
I bought the tank top veraion. I just wish I bought a smaller size. Very happy with it other than that.
TN
07/31/2019
Tom N.
I feel like I have a shield of freedom and liberty
I live in a place where liberals flourish. I want to remind them where they are. In effing America! I CAN WHERE WHATEVER DAMN SHIRT I DAMN WANT. Also, it’s quite comfortable.
LM
07/29/2019
Luke M.
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"When I ordered this shirt I was pretty stoked. I imagined the shirt would be cool and comfy. But when I received it in the mail I was blown away - figuratively and literally. Rays of red, white, and blue poured forth from the package as I opened it and...
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Let's get nostalgic for a moment and remember a time in history when the world was great. America's economy was strong and the US Commander in Chief was man's man Bill Clinton. Get Big Willy style in this printed tank top depicting all the things we loved about 1990s. Owners...
84
"While I purchased this shirt with an understanding that I am misrepresenting the historical events of the Cold War and the tools used by President Ronald Reagan to confront the Soviet Union, I was not entirely prepared for the full extent of glory and status that was to be bestowed...
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"This shirt is the reason the constitution was written. Now that I have it, the flag waves more gallantly, the stars in the evening sky are brighter, and eagles fly faster than before. Once I laid eyes on this shirt, it was obvious that mother freedom would backhand the tar...
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