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32 reviews
Regan doubled as an undercover president to get the message across, "Don't mess with America!" Driving around in his classic American-made Mustang, the president planted bombs to get masses of bad guys. He shot through the front windshield, because it takes too long to stick your gun out the window,...
25 reviews
Buy the Canvas and get the Shirt for 50% off with code: FREEDOM1776 They defended America against all enemies, foreign and domestic. They're the quiet professionals everyone's heard about.   CHECK OUT OUR ALL OVER PRINT HERE
41 reviews
Four matches and seven rounds ago Honest Abe put the finishing blow on sleevery. Now you can too with Abe the Champ! CHECK OUT OUR ALL OVER PRINT HERE
11 reviews
Check out the image on this tank top. Is it the 4th of July showing of The Rocky Horror Picture Show? Is it the Rolling Stones US Tour Logo? Is it Monica Lewinsky just after leaving the Oral (oops, I mean) Oval Office? CHECK OUT OUR ALL OVER PRINT HERE
17 reviews
This shirt has the most believable fictitious image you will ever see. "Teddy Roosevelt VS Bigfoot"...I can see it. C'mon, the man would take on former pro boxers while he was in the White House. One encounter left him nearly blind in one eye! He scaled The Matterhorn, a 15,000...
23 reviews
Descending down upon this great country, bald eagle and automatic weapon in tow, Trump Warshington is here to put America first again. Tissue to wipe away happy tears is not included with this shirt. CHECK OUT OUR ALL OVER PRINT HERE
20 reviews
America's most famous political cowboy has conquered a new frontier. Teddy T-Rex can ride anything -- even the most ferocious predator from the Jurassic era.   CHECK OUT OUR ALL OVER PRINT HERE
17 reviews
A true-to-life depiction of the day George Washington crossed the Delaware. This shirt includes the stuff history books forgot -- bald eagles with freakin' laser beams for eyes. CHECK OUT OUR ALL OVER PRINT HERE
10 reviews
In a space mission gone awry, our hero, Thomas Jefferson, finds himself confined by speaking gorillas. He escapes his cell only to be chased down by two of the prison guards, both angry to not have been born as Americans. Cornered by the beasts, Jefferson pulls out his secret weapon,...
9 reviews
The biggest conspiracy from the 1960s isn't if we put a man on the moon, it's JFK's set-up assassination. He knew NASA was on its way to the moon, and he wanted to be there. Although JFK was a great president in his short tenure, he had a higher calling:...
18 reviews
When you’re in the middle of a frozen wasteland, staring death in the face, give it a little smirk. Just like Chesty. Because there’s no evil in the world that can’t be exterminated with a little American grit and a lot of firepower. CHECK OUT OUR ALL OVER PRINT HERE
12 reviews
You’re stuck in a frozen apocalyptic wasteland, surrounded by 20-ft gorillas, and an American flag at your back. What do you do? The answer is simple: What Would Chesty Do? WWCD, because ‘Merica! CHECK OUT OUR ALL OVER PRINT HERE

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