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The MAGA train swapped its tracks for some dualies and is rollin' coal and haulin' nukes all across Trumpland, from sea to shining border wall.
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Regan doubled as an undercover president to get the message across, "Don't mess with America!" Driving around in his classic American-made Mustang, the president planted bombs to get masses of bad guys. He shot through the front windshield, because it takes too long to stick your gun out the window,...
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Check out this tank top featuring a gung ho, bitch ass, bastard, bad boy, bat outta hell Teddy Roosevelt. From what I hear, this is not an artist’s interpretation, but an actual painting, created from three eyewitness accounts who were there. This is a close-up shot of a much bigger...
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George Washington knew you couldn't make something great if it didn't exist to begin with. Smart guy.
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Check out the image on this tank top. Is it the 4th of July showing of The Rocky Horror Picture Show? Is it the Rolling Stones US Tour Logo? Is it Monica Lewinsky just after leaving the Oral (oops, I mean) Oval Office?
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This shirt has the most believable fictitious image you will ever see. "Teddy Roosevelt VS Bigfoot"...I can see it. C'mon, the man would take on former pro boxers while he was in the White House. One encounter left him nearly blind in one eye! He scaled The Matterhorn, a 15,000...
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This is the must have gift for this Holiday Season. The image of Honest Abe giving the thumbs up is classic. It doesn't matter if you're familiar with the movie or not. This is the funniest, most unique image, ever printed on a t-shirt.
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Four matches and seven rounds ago Honest Abe put the finishing blow on sleevery. Now you can too with Abe the Champ!
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Descending down upon this great country, bald eagle and automatic weapon in tow, Trump Warshington is here to put America first again. Tissue to wipe away happy tears is not included with this shirt.
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They defended America against all enemies, foreign and domestic. They're the quiet professionals everyone's heard about.
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America's most famous political cowboy has conquered a new frontier. Teddy T-Rex can ride anything -- even the most ferocious predator from the Jurassic era.
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In a space mission gone awry, our hero, Thomas Jefferson, finds himself confined by speaking gorillas. He escapes his cell only to be chased down by two of the prison guards, both angry to not have been born as Americans. Cornered by the beasts, Jefferson pulls out his secret weapon,...
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