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Since buying this shirt: I have been invited to sing national anthems at baseball games. People have stopped treading on me. Women address me as Mr. Theodore Abraham Washington, the LXIX before throwing themselves at my feet (which generally hover above the ground). I can drink 16 oz of Budweiser...
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Because you're from a country of champions, and everyone should know it.
Don't make us 3-peat!
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The Space Force is looking for a few good men (and women) to join the fleet! Finally your space shuttle door gunner skills will come in handy - to infinity and beyond.
AMERICAN AF ON INSTAGRAM
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ONLY COMMIES SEND SPAM... AND WE AREN'T COMMIES
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