• EVERY DAY IS INDEPENDENCE DAY WHEN YOU’RE AMERICAN AF!

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In the land of the free, there's no use for restrictive practices like t-shirt sleeves. Your arms deserve to be free from the shackles of sleevery. Fresh air and movement for all arms!!
Donald Trump is large. It's hard to see the physique when he's standing behind a podium. The Donald has muscles that the average human does not. It's all in his book "The Art Of The Deal". His hair can bench press 265 lbs......dead lifts 425 lbs. Not too shabby. Get...
If you can't seem to feel the Bern, perhaps you will Make America Strong Again with Donald Pump?
Exercise. Eggs Are Sides. For Bacon. BACON. This is the vicious cycle that is my life. Every morning I wake up with exercise on my mind, but it always ends with me burning my mouth on straight-out-the-oil bacon over the sink. Tomorrow will be different.* *No it won't
Mmmm.... Bacon (read: bey-cone). Better than exercise since FOREVER.
The history books may not give George Washington props for it, but the first prez was swole AF. Factor in that whole cherry tree incident, and this founding father was the OG of the Woodsman Workout too.
George Washington: Tall, light, and shredded. 6 foot 3 and 200 pounds of muscle, this size 13 shoe-wearing dreamboat had large hands and long arms, but according to historians, he was, quote "strikingly graceful and widely known for being one of the best dancers in America". SWOON.
I flexed and the sleeves fell off. This isn't a tank top - it's a former tee shirt. The struggle is real for the bicep-blessed.
Flex 'em til the sleeves fall off.  
Assert your 2nd amendment rights in the classiest way possible, a sleeveless t-shirt. Despite his many un-American efforts, these are two guns Obama can never take away from you. Bare those arms!
Do your muscles scream assault weapons?  PROS:* Quality-made: it fits just like it should, and although I'm not certain, I'm pretty sure that I'm now bullet-proof. * The artwork is mesmerizing. When I walk into a room, everyone's gaze is drawn to my bosom and I'm not even a chick!*I've...
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Show the world how much of a man or woman you REALLY are by throwing on a pair of Silkies and wearing this shirt!
The perfect pairing to your cutoff jean shorts, this shirt draws attention to all the work you've been doing in the squat rack. Daisy Duke would be jealous of those trunks. Sky's out, thighs out!
Hey, it's all of our favorite things - the sun, fitness, America, stars and stripes, slavery abolitionists, and 2nd amendment rights.
Do you routinely list “protein” as a job qualification on your résumé? Does the thought of tomorrow’s “leg day” keep you awake at night? And lastly, do yoga pants make you wildly randy? If you answered in the affirmative to any of these, odds are high that you not only...
Be FLEXable. When you're too close for missiles, you've gotta switch to guns.
Sometimes missiles are inappropriate. Good thing you've got guns.
Teddy Roosevelt? More like, Teddy Swolesevelt! Before Tom Selleck came on the scene, this buff teddy bear was rocking the most celebrated 'stache in the land and flexing on business trusts. Getting nasty on a regimen of gymnastics and weight-lifting, this Rough Rider's physique was rugged AF. Here's to the...
Add a dash of Magnum PI and a sprinkling of Vin Diesel to the whole Clark Kent thing and you've got Teddy Roosevelt AKA Teddy Swolesevelt. A true renaissance man, this statesman / author / explorer / soldier / naturalist / 26th POTUS / hardbody / Mount Rushmore feature deserves a...
Which way is the gun show? The Terminator will take you there, if you want to lift. Do you even lift, bro? If not, I'll be back.
Get swag like Schwarzenegger in the punniest workout tee ever printed.
This one's for every type of runner. If you are an awesome runner, you'll look humble. If you are an OK runner, you'll look honest. (Managed expectations - achieved!) If you are a terrible runner, you won't look completely inadequate. Until they see you run. Which you rarely do.
Hey, you can't always be the best at everything all the time. And even if you are, this is a great way to prove that you are also the best at being humble.
It's tank top o'clock, muther fuqers.  
Summertime, wintertime, working out, partying - it's always time for zero sleeves.
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