• EVERY DAY IS INDEPENDENCE DAY WHEN YOU'RE AMERICAN AF

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You got the shirt. You got the poster. Why not just go for the trifecta and fly the flag that proudly warns, "Don't F*** With Me". General Mattis will be happy to assist you in passing that message along.  Quality Material - Made of Durable Polyester. Strengthened by Double Stitching,...
Read my shirt....Operators are standing by, waiting to set you up with a one way ticket off of The Greatest Nation on Earth. I'm so sorry that your kid had endure the hardship of listening to the Pledge of Allegiance for 20 seconds this morning. Please accept my deepest apologies.....YA...
A shirt whos message rings loud and clear. I'm so sorry that your child had to endure the hardship of listening to the Pledge of Allegiance for 20 seconds this morning. Please accept my deepest apologies. Go ahead and call the number on my shirt. Operators are standing by, waiting...
 Quality Material - Made of Durable Polyester. Strengthened by Double Stitching, Canvas Header and Two Brass Grommets. Bright Color with Fade Resistant - The Color is Sharp and Vivid and The Dye Has Been Processed for UV Fade Resistant. Fly in Breeze - This Flag is Very Light-Weighted. So It...
 Quality Material - Made of Durable Polyester. Strengthened by Double Stitching, Canvas Header and Two Brass Grommets. Bright Color with Fade Resistant - The Color is Sharp and Vivid and The Dye Has Been Processed for UV Fade Resistant. Fly in Breeze - This Flag is Very Light-Weighted. So It...
If you have any questions regarding this shirt and its meaning, I suggest you read it one more time. Frankly, the message can't be stated with any more clarity. Wearing this shirt may result in people around you breaking into the "Pledge of Allegiance" all of a sudden. Those people...
If I see a footprint on our beloved American flag, be rest assured an even bigger one will find it's way onto the seat of your pants. Save yourself and your laundry by finding some respect for our country.
PATRIOTS: Protecting cowards, complainers, and cry babies for over 240 years.
You have to be a special kind of stupid to take offense to a flag honoring our missing and captured. 
If you keep our nation’s POW’s and MIA’s in your heart and prayers, if you salute the American flag with honor, and if you like to tell all the haters “go f*** yourself!”, then this shirt is for you.
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ONLY COMMIES SEND SPAM... AND WE AREN'T COMMIES

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