• EVERY DAY IS INDEPENDENCE DAY WHEN YOU’RE AMERICAN AF!

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You long to see, touch and caress them. You want to hear them purr. Tell her in this "Show me Your Kitties" t-shirt. Then tell her you'd like to see her cat too. The last four sentences were meant for entertainment purposes only. We are not responsible for injuries (emotional...
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Move over, Aristocats—there’s a new pussycat posse in town. Sure, they love playing with balls of yarn, climbing kitchen curtains and ignoring humans, but more than anything, they’re about the very thing that makes America great—freedom. Without the power to make it happen, how else would they make a name...
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Whether it be the high-and-mighty demeanor, sneeze-inducing dander or unpleasant smell, America’s nationwide cat craze is both inexplicable and undeniable. Blame it on the Internet, ancient Egyptians or painfully single women, there’s just something about cats The Stars and Stripes can’t shake. No worries—rather than fight it, embrace it. Here...
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  A classic gray t-shirt for the patriotic man. This "Proud 17" tee worn together with your woman's "American 76" will show you're a patriotic couple. Just make sure that you walk on the right side of one another.
Because you're from a country of champions, and everyone should know it. Don't make us 3-peat!
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Get the shirt that will leave you feeling like David Blaine. Patriotic people will surround you at every turn....It's like magic. Your freinds will soon be following your message too. Unless of course you hang out with a lot of fish or snakes.
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Get the shirt that says you're an American through and through. A patriotic American who occasionally likes to drink an alcoholic beverage or two. It's called, getting "Red, White, and Boozed"
I can't wait for "American As F*** Independence Day" to become a National Holiday. Do you know how many f'n days we'd have off? Get the shirt and spread the word. If we act quick, there's a good chance we could get a House vote before the Holiday break.
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Quick quiz....What was the name of Rex Kwon Do's wife, in the movie Napolean Dynamite?.......He got to go home to Starla....Remember? Get this shirt and be ready to relive every quote from this classic film.
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Mattis is a bad mother f***er, but Mattis the Barbarian takes it to a whole new level - a level where you can wear fur panties and still be the manly, ass-kicking, total badass barbarian that makes Chuck Norris look like a sweet old lady.
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