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Celebrate founding father George Washington in the role he was always meant to play, cyborg eagle trainer. This tank top depicts the sci-fi movie we all wish would be coming soon to a theater near you, an action-packed patriotic thriller that tells the real story of how George Washington tackled...
2 reviews
"This shirt changed my life. As I unboxed my package and saw my shirt, I decided to put it on. The second I put this shirt on I felt courageous for the first time in my life... There was a slight tingling sensation that shot through my body like an m1...
I used to be skinny and wimpy like a donkey's tail. I used to be as weak as liberals are on national security. Then one glorious day, I slipped on this shirt. Suddenly, all the squat racks emptied when I walked into the gym. No one wants to be embarrassed...
The MAGA duo that made the entire snowflake underground have a complete meltdown. Kanye is the ying to Trump's yang.
1 review
"Since buying this shirt: I have been invited to sing national anthems at baseball games. People have stopped treading on me. Women address me as Mr. Theodore Abraham Washington, the LXIX before throwing themselves at my feet (which generally hover above the ground). I can drink 16 oz of Budweiser...
Mr. America just got a whole lot more 'Merica, brother! He is a real American and fights for the rights of every man..
1 review
State of The Union.  Dilly Dilly!
We denounced the crown in 1776 but America will always be a true friend of freedom. Dilly Dilly!

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ONLY COMMIES SEND SPAM... AND WE AREN'T COMMIES

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