ONLY COMMIES SEND SPAM... AND WE AREN'T COMMIES

"I have to admit, after reading the reviews, I was a bit skeptical. How could a shirt, a simple piece of cloth, transform so many lives? Well brothers and sisters, I'm here to tell you I'm now a believer. Upon wearing this shirt, the results were unmistakable. My children suddenly...
"When I ordered this shirt I was pretty stoked. I imagined the shirt would be cool and comfy. But when I received it in the mail I was blown away - figuratively and literally. Rays of red, white, and blue poured forth from the package as I opened it and...
Let's get nostalgic for a moment and remember a time in history when the world was great. America's economy was strong and the US Commander in Chief was man's man Bill Clinton. Get Big Willy style in this printed tank top depicting all the things we loved about 1990s. Owners...
"T-Rex, Trump, and the T-birds!? Nothing more patriotic than this shirt! When I put it in I feel like a screaming bald Eagle, ready to pluck the designer dogs out of the hands of the Hollywood liberals purses and man bags and drop them from a thousand feet into the...
Hurricane Harvey continues to affect thousands of Texans. But the Lone Star State is not alone in dealing with this tragedy. Please help show your support to those impacted by Hurricane Harvey by donating to the J.J. Watt Harvey Fund through the purchase of AAF Nation fundraising shirts. Together we are all...
Hurricane Harvey continues to affect thousands of Texans. But the Lone Star State is not alone in dealing with this tragedy. Please help show your support to those impacted by Hurricane Harvey by donating to the J.J. Watt Harvey Fund through the purchase of AAF Nation fundraising shirts. Together we are all...
Hurricane Harvey continues to affect thousands of Texans. But the Lone Star State is not alone in dealing with this tragedy. Please help show your support to those impacted by Hurricane Harvey by donating to the J.J. Watt Harvey Fund through the purchase of AAF Nation fundraising shirts. Together we are all...
Hurricane Harvey continues to affect thousands of Texans. But the Lone Star State is not alone in dealing with this tragedy. Please help show your support to those impacted by Hurricane Harvey by donating to the J.J. Watt Harvey Fund through the purchase of AAF Nation fundraising shirts. Together we are all...
Hurricane Harvey continues to affect thousands of Texans. But the Lone Star State is not alone in dealing with this tragedy. Please help show your support to those impacted by Hurricane Harvey by donating to the J.J. Watt Harvey Fund through the purchase of AAF Nation fundraising shirts. Together we are all...
Because you're from a country of champions, and everyone should know it. Don't make us 3-peat!
"You know how in the movies when someone unsheathes a sword you hear the "shwing" sound it makes? Putting this tank top on, you hear the battle cry of a bald eagle taking down a tea-drinking tyrant. Merica."
"I purchased this shirt thinking it would be funny to wear to the gym every once in a while and make some people laugh. Boy did I underestimate the power of this tank. The first day I wore the tank to the gym, I got there at about 5am and...
"Since buying this shirt: I have been invited to sing national anthems at baseball games. People have stopped treading on me. Women address me as Mr. Theodore Abraham Washington, the LXIX before throwing themselves at my feet (which generally hover above the ground). I can drink 16 oz of Budweiser...
Teddy Roosevelt? More like, Teddy Swolesevelt! Before Tom Selleck came on the scene, this buff teddy bear was rocking the most celebrated 'stache in the land and flexing on business trusts. Getting nasty on a regimen of gymnastics and weight-lifting, this Rough Rider's physique was rugged AF. Here's to the...
"This shirt was everything it said it was. It's pure America. Not only is the quality well and it fit good. It also gives a feeling of true American Bad Assery when you wear it. It can be described as flying on an American Bald Eagle as it shoots fucking...
You long to see, touch and caress them. You want to hear them purr. Tell her in this "Show me Your Kitties" t-shirt. Then tell her you'd like to see her cat too. The last four sentences were meant for entertainment purposes only. We are not responsible for injuries (emotional...
Attention, any Country who successfully lands people on the Moon. First off, we'd like to welcome you. You're about 50 years too late, but that's beside the point. Take a look around, snap some photos, then get back into your craft and move along. I hear the weather in Mars...
Much like diabetes, communism is a disease of the heart. Keep your heart pure by saying the Pledge of Allegiance each and every day. Keep the commies away by saying it as loud and as obnoxiously as possible, preferably while holding a Budweiser with an American flag draped over your...
"This shirt changed my life. As I unboxed my package and saw my shirt, I decided to put it on. The second I put this shirt on I felt courageous for the first time in my life... There was a slight tingling sensation that shot through my body like an...
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