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Since buying this shirt: I have been invited to sing national anthems at baseball games. People have stopped treading on me. Women address me as Mr. Theodore Abraham Washington, the LXIX before throwing themselves at my feet (which generally hover above the ground). I can drink 16 oz of Budweiser out of a 12 oz can. Border patrol agents monitor my fence line. The terrorists have put me on a watch list.
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Since buying this shirt: I have been invited to sing national anthems at baseball games. People have stopped treading on me. Women address me as Mr. Theodore Abraham Washington, the LXIX before throwing themselves at my feet (which generally hover above the ground). I can drink 16 oz of Budweiser out of a 12 oz can. Border patrol agents monitor my fence line. The terrorists have put me on a watch list.
  • Premium 4.3 oz
  • 100% soft ringspun cotton
  • Made in USA
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SC
05/19/2022
Scott C.
United States United States

******* hippies

People on the street love this shirt. Nothing but laughs and "**** yeah bro" comments.

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IJ
04/05/2022
Ivan J.
United States United States

Nice - Good quality!

I haven't worn the t-shirt but I'm looking forward to it.

PS
02/26/2022
Paul S.
United States United States

Shirt

Great shirt. Made a lot of friends and a few narrow minded enemies

DH
01/25/2022
Doug H.
United States United States

Finally - a way to offend university students that REALLY WORKS!

I love wearing this design. I can't get 12" outside my front door without getting comments about how large my biceps are, how studly I seem and how great I smell. All of you guy should buy this T-shirt and/or tanktop so you can be cool too!

TD
01/17/2022
Trevor D.
United States United States

Strangely, the Shirt Smells Good, Too

Looks great. Can't wait to wear it when the weather warms up. I noticed it had a nice smell when I unpacked it. I guess Ronaldus Magnus was so manly, even his image bears a hint of his aftershave.

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