Oh you fancy, huh? Santa's got some words for you: First things, first, I'm the realest! Believe.
A man of the night, Santa rocks. He channels his own form of dark magic to fit into your chimneys and eat your cookies. All Hail Santa!
"That's what she said," Santa Claus. Santa's coming with the jokes this holiday season.
Famous and rich enough to but all the world's children presents. But only works one night a year. Santa's the definition of Thug Life. #thuglife
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