ONLY COMMIES SEND SPAM... AND WE AREN'T COMMIES

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"That's what she said," Santa Claus. Santa's coming with the jokes this holiday season.
Oh you fancy, huh? Santa's got some words for you: First things, first, I'm the realest! Believe.
2 reviews
A man of the night, Santa rocks. He channels his own form of dark magic to fit into your chimneys and eat your cookies. All Hail Santa!
I don't know if this is going to be a surprise for you or not since it happens every year but... Merry Christmas, I'm drunk!
I love this time of year 'cause I get to hang with those most important to me. Santa's my homeboy. He brings presents and he eats major cookies -- what's not love?
Santa has to support all those children somehow! He's making that North Pole work for him. Werk it Santa!
Famous and rich enough to but all the world's children presents. But only works one night a year. Santa's the definition of Thug Life. #thuglife
I've been hitting the holiday spirit pretty hard. I'm full of it. Merry Drunk, I'm Christmas!!
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ONLY COMMIES SEND SPAM... AND WE AREN'T COMMIES

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