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No matter how magical the candy cane -- it's not going to lick itself. Be a team player and help me out.
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That feeling when, you're dead inside -- but it's Christmas! Combat that crippling darkness with the twinkle of Christmas lights and this comfy long sleeve tee.
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Your family may not be the smartest, the richest, the most successful. There might not be one relative on Santa's Nice list. But these a-holes are the jolliest.
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A man of the night, Santa rocks. He channels his own form of dark magic to fit into your chimneys and eat your cookies. All Hail Santa!
Listen, I don't want to get rude -- but I can be nasty when my blood sugar is low. Bitch, better have my cookies!
We always hear about how Santa likes Nice. But he has a bit of a naughty side -- and it's showing this year. Santa let the thong slip!
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