No matter how magical the candy cane -- it's not going to lick itself. Be a team player and help me out.
The ultimate one-liner from the ultimate Christmas movie. Yippee Ki Yay MF!!
"That's what she said," Santa Claus. Santa's coming with the jokes this holiday season.
Santa is going unconventional this year. Your present isn't under the tree -- it's in the box. Merry Christmas, you ho ho ho.
Santa has been around the world a few times. It's best to take his advice for a happy holiday -- Always keep it wrapped!
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