Just like everything else, Texas does the holidays bigger and better. It's not just Christmas, it's TEXmas! Ya'll.
Oh you fancy, huh? Santa's got some words for you: First things, first, I'm the realest! Believe.
I know how it looks on paper -- a bit naughty. Dear Santa, I can explain!
Oh snap! That's a delicious looking gingerbread cookie. Tis the season for tasty treats!
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