Everyone knows it -- but not everyone will admit it. There is definitely a best Jesus -- and it's sweet baby Jesus. Carry his holiness with you and never lose the Christmas spirit. Amen.
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I'm a real OG of Christmas. A gangsta wrapper that's still deep in the game. Bow life.
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We have to be inclusive of all living creatures -- even if they have freaky, glowing red noses. Let's use Rudolph's story to End Bullying!
You know what I love most about Christmas? It's one the only holiday where it's totally acceptable to stay in your PJs all day. This year, I'm celebrating Merry Slothmas!
Oh snap! That's a delicious looking gingerbread cookie. Tis the season for tasty treats!
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