Which way is the gun show? The Terminator will take you there, if you want to lift. Do you even lift, bro? If not, I'll be back.
"I purchased this shirt thinking it would be funny to wear to the gym every once in a while and make some people laugh. Boy did I underestimate the power of this tank. The first day I wore the tank to the gym, I got there at about 5am and...
I bought Shake for myself, and Bake for my grandson. That little pecker never looked happier in his whole life. When he saw me wearing Shake, and went to change into & Bake, he had been wearing some stupid shirt with a lesbian named Justin Bieber on it. That move...
What does the message on my shirt mean?..... Under the stars and stripes of America, I was born with certain unalienable rights, and I'll die with the same rights. The time in between, I'll spend defending them against any whining, crying, sniveling panty waste looking to take them away from...
Do you routinely list “protein” as a job qualification on your résumé? Does the thought of tomorrow’s “leg day” keep you awake at night? And lastly, do yoga pants make you wildly randy? If you answered in the affirmative to any of these, odds are high that you not only...
The H is as silent as US military drone creeping up on a wedding in Yemen. As silent as any glimmer of Hillary's personality. As silent as all the unborn fetuses those heathen Pro-Choice democrats have murdered.
Do your muscles scream assault weapons? PROS:* Quality-made: it fits just like it should, and although I'm not certain, I'm pretty sure that I'm now bullet-proof. * The artwork is mesmerizing. When I walk into a room, everyone's gaze is drawn to my bosom and I'm not even a chick!*I've...
There are no Ex-Servicemen. Our title is earned, never given and what's earned is yours forever. US Veteran.
It sounded good for a short time anyways. It's a shame Donald Trump can't "Make His Teeth Bite His Tongue Again."
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