• EVERY DAY IS INDEPENDENCE DAY WHEN YOU’RE AMERICAN AF!

ONLY COMMIES SEND SPAM... AND WE AREN'T COMMIES

Classic Prints

Take a shot for Harambe...he took one for you.  Get this shot glass and celebrate the memory of our sweet Prince.   Legends never die, they become memes. Three Options:1 Shot Glass - for the solo ape2 Shot Glasses - remember our fallen with your closest pal4 Shot Glasses - for...
This isn't American't. Forget what the others have to say and support The Donald with this patriotic-filled shirt. You're an American, it's time to act like it.
Make certain nobody ever forgets the sweet face of Harambe, one of America's true heroes. Serve up guilt -- just like mom used to make -- to that the person staring at your chest that they ever spend a moment thinking about anything other than this true patriot of an...
Attention, any Country who successfully lands people on the Moon. First off, we'd like to welcome you. You're about 50 years too late, but that's beside the point. Take a look around, snap some photos, then get back into your craft and move along. I hear the weather in Mars...
Have you lost it? That loving feeling? Bring it back by conjuring the Top Gun gods with the only ticket we fully support for the 2016 US Presidential election. Fulfill your need, need for speed and buy one for both you and your wingman. A vote for Maverick/Goose is a...
Do you think America’s Founding Fathers were worried about people’s feelings when they wrote the Constitution? No, they were too busy polishing their muskets and fine-tuning the 2nd Amendment. Be like the Founding Fathers. Assert your Freedom with your tshirt.
You know what you are. You have a few choice words for those loonies too. Let them call you what they want. You're pride for the greatest country in the world isn't something you take lightly. Proudly scream with your shirt choice: I AM AMERICAN!!
There's a lot of names out there, but you don't need to worry about it. You've got the pride of the greatest country in the world to keep you going. You're full of red, white, and blue American pride. Roar from the top of the Rockies: I AM AN AMERICAN!!...
Call me whatever you like, it doesn't change the fact that I bleed red, white, and blue. Trump understands how to gather supporters, call them Americans! As an American, I support this tshirt.
Don't stress yourself out about finding the perfect gift for the patriot in your life. Give them what every blue-blooded American really wants -- FREEDOM. Freedom to choose the tank top or tshirt that depicts their American pride in the most perfect way. Freedom to decide whether they want the...
If you were alive during the 80's you know what this is all about!
Let Hillary and her liberal goons know that Deplorable Lives Matter!
This tee is simple: The Punisher and the Stars and Stripes. It stands for all things badass. Like America, apple pie, beer, and an M-16. Because if you don’t stand for something, then screw you.
If the jolly roger and the American flag had a baby, it would be this darkly patriotic shirt. If you are an American, and you will salute the flag until the day you die, and you represent all that is American-as-f***, then this is your shirt.
This is Sparta! No, this is ‘Merica! No, this is America with the spirit of the Spartans. Now put on your battle shirts, because tonight we dine in hell!
I’m not with the raging gorilla in the bad toupee. Or that other 300-pound gorilla in the room (whose name rhymes with Killary). I’m with the real gorilla. I’m with Harambe.
All lives have equal value. Unless you're a stinkin' commie or terrorist. But you get the point. Merica.
"When I opened the package, I was literally in tears. This great country of ours is represented perfectly in this Tank Top. My love for American and now this Tank Top is strong as the Mississippi current. Abraham Lincoln, the most beautiful man to have lived, sportin' Sun Glasses because...
You’re a badass bae. You show love. You show affection. You are strong, yet gentle. And you wear shirts that show solidarity for our fallen primate brethren. You are a Haram-bae.
You’re my Haram-bae. I’m your Haram-bae. So let’s keep calm, carry on, and get it on like Donkey Kong, biiiiatch!
What does the message on my shirt mean?..... Under the stars and stripes of America, I was born with certain unalienable rights, and I'll die with the same rights. The time in between, I'll spend defending them against any whining, crying, sniveling panty waste looking to take them away from...
If your bae makes stars fall from the sky, unicorns dance in the wind, and warm fuzzies fill you with the lovey-dovies, then this shirt is for you.
In America, anything is possible. Think about it—here in The Land of Opportunity, we built the Panama Canal, developed the Model-T Ford and put a freaking man on the moon. As far as AAF Nation is concerned, there’s but one heroic act left to be accomplished—bringing Harambe back to life....
Let’s run through a few questions, here. First, are you a godless human set on socializing the American state? Next, do you invent issues involving racism, feminism and equality to make yourself feel high and mighty? And lastly, did you lose sleep over the death of Harambe? If you answered...
Whether it’s sushi, chocolate or a piping-hot plate of “freedom fries,” as a lady, when you’ve got a craving, others would be wise to stay away. Equipped with a travel-size can of pepper spray, a colorful vocabulary and the ability to cry on cue, you’re armed and dangerous—just the way...
Wear the shirt that delivers a message... loud and clear. "If This Flag Offends You, Go F*** Yourself" draws a line in the sand, clearly stating which side you are on. Why not pick up two or three? They make great stocking stuffers.
The t-shirt says it all....L G B T...Liquor Guns Beer and Tits. As essential as Food, Water, Air, and Shelter. Trying to take one from you is not recommended. So don't waste your time.
Why commit wholeheartedly to the life of a fitness fanatic when you can hit the gym like a champ during the week, but also eat (and drink) like an overweight king on the weekends? If you’re a “best-of-both worlds” kind of person, odds are high that you’re not only a...
It’s no longer 1999 and S-Club 7 might be out of the pop culture picture, but that doesn’t mean old-school parties can’t kick it like they once did, right? As such, if you fought or would’ve fought for The Red, White and Blue as an Allied force in one of...
That’s right. I have the right to bare arms, the right to spit free speech like a beast, and the right stir up feelings like deer chili over hot coals. If this ‘merica shirt makes people uncomfortable, then their whiny little minds just don’t get it.
If you have any questions regarding this shirt and its meaning, I suggest you read it one more time. Frankly, the message can't be stated with any more clarity. Wearing this shirt may result in people around you breaking into the "Pledge of Allegiance" all of a sudden. Those people...
Be honest—have you ever considered the thoughts and feelings of your black shirts? While your privileged white hats, gloves and overcoats are out and about living the high life, they’re most often tucked snuggly away in your closet, only to be used on Halloween or for their slimming effects after...
Don't judge these shirts based solely on the color of their fabric. For it is the message on the shirt that speak to its true character. It's the image or phrase causing you to react. Some will make you think. Others will make you laugh. A few may leave you...
"This shirt changed my life. As I unboxed my package and saw my shirt, I decided to put it on. The second I put this shirt on I felt courageous for the first time in my life... There was a slight tingling sensation that shot through my body like an m1...
All lives have equal value. Unless you're a stinkin' commie or terrorist. But you get the point. Merica.
Teddy Roosevelt? More like, Teddy Swolesevelt! Before Tom Selleck came on the scene, this buff teddy bear was rocking the most celebrated 'stache in the land and flexing on business trusts. Getting nasty on a regimen of gymnastics and weight-lifting, this Rough Rider's physique was rugged AF. Here's to the...
This shirt is for the silent majority--those patriotic Americans that don't constantly brag about climbing mountains nor running marathons. Because waving the flag is the only cardio you need!
Because you're from a country of champions, and everyone should know it. Don't make us 3-peat!
You long to see, touch and caress them. You want to hear them purr. Tell her in this "Show me Your Kitties" t-shirt. Then tell her you'd like to see her cat too. The last four sentences were meant for entertainment purposes only. We are not responsible for injuries (emotional...
Donald Trump is large. It's hard to see the physique when he's standing behind a podium. The Donald has muscles that the average human does not. It's all in his book "The Art Of The Deal". His hair can bench press 265 lbs......dead lifts 425 lbs. Not too shabby. Get...
"Since buying this shirt: I have been invited to sing national anthems at baseball games. People have stopped treading on me. Women address me as Mr. Theodore Abraham Washington, the LXIX before throwing themselves at my feet (which generally hover above the ground). I can drink 16 oz of Budweiser...
-27%
The H is as silent as US military drone creeping up on a wedding in Yemen. As silent as any glimmer of Hillary's personality. As silent as all the unborn fetuses those heathen Pro-Choice democrats have murdered.
 If you’re truck gets 9 miles to the gallon, if you have a 6-pack in the fridge and a deer in the freezer, if you know how to make moonshine, if you ever tried to catch a catfish with your bare hands, or if you just like to shoot guns,...
"As a hardcore t-shirt connoisseur, the quality of this product is epic, as is the graphic that is masterfully silk screened to this fine t-shirt. Lick n' Stick graphic this is not. I couldn't of torn my button-up work shirt off any faster if I was on a prom date....
You and your significant other need to put on this t-shirt (that's right, order a pair of these badboys). Grab a couple of 12 packs, some fireworks, and Old Glory. Hit your favorite party spot and see what happens. That's called getting "Star Spangled Hammered". It doesn't have to be...
The history books may not give George Washington props for it, but the first prez was swole AF. Factor in that whole cherry tree incident, and this founding father was the OG of the Woodsman Workout too.
-20%
The shirt GUARANTEED to melt terrorist faces!
I bought Shake. My brother bought Bake. As soon as we received our shirts, we opened the box and a bald eagle with a mullet flew out at top speed. We took this as a good omen. As we tried on our new Shake & Bake shirts, we felt the...
I bought Shake for myself, and Bake for my grandson. That little pecker never looked happier in his whole life. When he saw me wearing Shake, and went to change into & Bake, he had been wearing some stupid shirt with a lesbian named Justin Bieber on it. That move...
  Everybody’s got that one buddy who’s crazier than a snake’s armpit. Even more maddening, with beer in his belly, destruction of property, public embarrassment and long-lasting memories are bound to take place—there’s nothing better. However, no matter how wild and crazy he might get, there’s one patriot who can...
For some it may be a day of rest. For others, it's the day we showoff our fantasy coaching skills. For people like us though, it will always be known as "Sunday Gunday". You know what I mean?  
-20%
The shirt is GUARANTEED to melt terrorist faces!
"This shirt is the best thing to happen to me since the creation of democracy. Nothing screams freedom like your chest being gently cradled by this justice inducing shirt while every angry anti-US protester and nut job you see grimaces with jealousy."
Whether it be the high-and-mighty demeanor, sneeze-inducing dander or unpleasant smell, America’s nationwide cat craze is both inexplicable and undeniable. Blame it on the Internet, ancient Egyptians or painfully single women, there’s just something about cats The Stars and Stripes can’t shake. No worries—rather than fight it, embrace it. Here...
Except for all those hot foreign babes...let 'em in!!!!!  Warning: some people WILL hate you for wearing this.  But, you give 0 f*cks.
Were you aware that Corona Extra is the top-selling imported beer in the United States? First, why is the greatest country on earth importing beer? And second, who needs an “Hecho en México” ale when the world’s finest goods are manufactured right here in America? If you’re outraged, grab a...
-20%
Tanner, Banks, Winslow, and Taylor. You know them. You love them. They practically raised you! Pay homage to America's forefathers!
"I got this superb garment in the mail today. I could tell right away that there was something different about it--perhaps the chorus of Angels singing as a lone ray of light from heaven shone brilliantly upon this shirt, while I was indoors. Yes, its powers are that potent.Not wanting...
-13%
Show the world how much of a man or woman you REALLY are by throwing on a pair of Silkies and wearing this shirt!
Drugs never stood a chance after Ronald Reagan declared a war on them in 1982. Ragin' Reagan set his target on America's biggest enemy and flexed his presidential power to make certain every young American declared, "Just say no!" But you can just say yes, to wearing this shirt. To...
"This shirt changed my life. As I unboxed my package and saw my shirt, I decided to put it on. The second I put this shirt on I felt courageous for the first time in my life... There was a slight tingling sensation that shot through my body like an...
You know, I really wanted to give this t-shirt a funny, witty description. But I'm just straight outta F's to give. I couldn't give less F's except if I didn't even bother typing this. If you're like me, this shirt's for you.
Merica is about freedom. This shirt screams Freedom like an eagle soaring over purple mountain majesties. Don't forget about the tank top version of this. The guys and gals who pulled the tank shirt from the bosom of Mt. Rushmore went a step up and decided that they'd make this...
The writing on the skull means INFIDEL in Arabic.
Be FLEXable. When you're too close for missiles, you've gotta switch to guns.
Do your muscles scream assault weapons?  PROS:* Quality-made: it fits just like it should, and although I'm not certain, I'm pretty sure that I'm now bullet-proof. * The artwork is mesmerizing. When I walk into a room, everyone's gaze is drawn to my bosom and I'm not even a chick!*I've...
"American As F Beer" Get the shirt that features the only beer brewed, bottled, trucked, sold, bought, and consumed fully in America. Now wonder they call it, "The King of American F'n Beers". Drink up you patriotic SOBs.
"This shirt is not for Prius owners, martini drinkers, or fancy city-dweller folk. This tank was made for the individuals who drive lifted trucks, crush a Budweiser cans upon their foreheads without flinching, and for those who bleed red, bruise blue, and piss diesel fuel. Be prepared for the shot...
Ahhh...The good old days. Economy was great, future looked bright, and we just pointed our nukes at anyone who threatened us.
Anyone who put on the uniform in service of this great Country can lay claim to this shirt. Men and women from every branch, in any capacity, for any length of time. We salute you. You're, "Veteran As F***"
The shirt that parodies "Alahu akbar", the last words uttered by dirtbag terrorists, just before they blow themselves to pieces. It's also used as a greeting by Pastafarians who consider eating to be a form of praying to the almighty flying spaghetti monster.
"Straight out of the box this shirt transformed me so be weary:Be aware that you will instantly grow a beard that rivals Dan bilzerian and Dos Equis' most interesting man--my phone would not stop ringing from countless celebrities of the likes of Jennifer Aniston and Daenerys Targaryen from the game...
"Here for the Boos!" The shirt with the a message that changes meaning the more tanked you get. It starts out a cute play on words. The ghost drinking booze...Get it? Then after you pound a few back, stumble into someone and spill your drink on the pool table, you'll...
It's never to early to teach a child exactly what it means to be an American. On bump's first 4th of July, introduce the baby to hot dogs and fireworks. Go easy on the beer though, mama. Slugger will have plenty of time to develop a healthy American drinking habit...
We shall overcomb! Vote for Donald Trump's hair in 2016!
Old George was the OG that BREXIT’D before it was cool. All you other haters are just imitators. Movers and players without any booty shakers. Let’s hear it for America!
"When I heard the UPS man at the door, I knew my Danger Zone shirt had arrived. Unfortunately, the delivery man was an ISIS insurgent sent to thwart the stalwart patriotism I hold for my country like that of Hacksaw Jim Duggan. A hellfire missile fired from a predator swiftly...
Will Ferrell is America. America is Will Ferrell.
-20%
The shirt GUARANTEED to melt terrorist faces!
Get the shirt that says you're an American through and through. A patriotic American who occasionally likes to drink an alcoholic beverage or two. It's called, getting "Red, White, and Boozed"
Read my shirt....Operators are standing by, waiting to set you up with a one way ticket off of The Greatest Nation on Earth. I'm so sorry that your kid had endure the hardship of listening to the Pledge of Allegiance for 20 seconds this morning. Please accept my deepest apologies.....YA...
Full. Metal. Jacket. You were born to pew!
Today's adults would nowhere without the solid guidance from the forefathers of American television. At the end of each week in a magical time call the 1990s, today's doctors, lawyers, and teachers would yell "TGIF!!" and gather round the tube to gain wisdom on how to solve the world's problems...
"Due to the pure testosterone this shirt gives off coupled with my beard I cannot wear this shirt in public or women will fight to the death for the chance to mate with me. So I just wear it around the house when im falling trees or bulldozing something as...
Teddy Roosevelt was a man’s man. Not only did he rock one of the smoothest, most confident mustaches known to mankind, but he was a well-known outdoorsman, frequently skinny-dipped in the Potomac River while in office and was nearly blind in one eye, due to an injury obtained in a...
The Middle Finger coupled with the Red, White, and Blue.......Two symbols universally recognized around the globe. Put them together on this shirt, and they make a powerful statement. This particular one is all for you ISIS.
Get the shirt that will leave you feeling like David Blaine. Patriotic people will surround you at every turn....It's like magic. Your freinds will soon be following your message too. Unless of course you hang out with a lot of fish or snakes.
Enjoy America and all it has to offer. It's majestic mountains, beautiful ocean shores, and vast open plains. A diverse culture living as one, with freedoms and liberties like no other place on earth. Not to mention, it's strict copyright laws. A place where a business can create a logo...
I can't wait for "American As F*** Independence Day" to become a National Holiday. Do you know how many f'n days we'd have off? Get the shirt and spread the word. If we act quick, there's a good chance we could get a House vote before the Holiday break.
"Now that I have this BAD-ASS T-shirt, no one ever messes with me. They used to bully me on the playground and call me a 'dirty hippie' or a 'democrat,' but now everyone knows that I'm totally rugged and bad-ass and 'MERICA. When I wear this shirt to the grocery...
You made a bet that you could still do a handstand? Read my shirt. You told a girl at the bar that you were, "looking for a treasure" and, "Can I look around your chest?" Read my shirt. You got a frog tattoo right above your navel, with his tongue...
"This shirt came out of the box and I was immediately 200% more 'Murica! After 14 years in the Army I thought I was pretty patriotic, but I immediately got a freedom erection (Freerection) which- no lie- became an Army Ranger and hunted down a terrorist cell all on its...
"The very first time I wore this shirt I felt like the soul of Honest Abe was becoming a part of me. Slaves have been free for a long time, but in the pet store I felt the overwhelming urge to free the various guinea pigs and rabbits and such...
Work harder, millions on welfare depend on you!
The message on this t shirt got me so fired up one 4th of July. How fired up? After tossing back a 12'er, my buddies say that I went running down Main Street wearing this shirt and no pants. Apparently, I was waving a large American flag with lit sparklers...
You’ve heard the old adage, right? “Finders keepers, losers weepers.” Though usually rearing its ugly head amongst groups of painfully spoiled children, the phrase now means more to NASA and the American people than ever before—that’s right, using the MARS Rover, we staked our claim on Mars. Must really suck...
"I just clicked over here to buy this shirt again for a third friend. It's secondary only to the great freedom our great nation spreads throughout the world in being my favorite gift to give to friends far and wide, especially those with UK citizenship whom I've taken under my...
  A classic gray t-shirt for the patriotic man. This "Proud 17" tee worn together with your woman's "American 76" will show you're a patriotic couple. Just make sure that you walk on the right side of one another.
Because you're from a country of champions, and everyone should know it. Don't make us 3-peat!
I'd like to send this shout out (shirt out?) to my main man Kanye West. Please. No joke. I speak for millions of Americans. You can take your in-laws with you too....and all of their kids.....and ex's......and former gold medalists who've committed vehicular manslaughter, then decided to cut their junk...
I wasn't quite sure what this "It's Merican Not Merican't" shirt was trying to say, until I put it on. I've been wearing it for eleven straight days now. I visited The Washington Monument, The Liberty Bell, Mount Rushmore, The Lincoln Memorial, The White House, The Baseball Hall of Fame,...
It sounded good for a short time anyways. It's a shame Donald Trump can't "Make His Teeth Bite His Tongue Again."
Do you routinely list “protein” as a job qualification on your résumé? Does the thought of tomorrow’s “leg day” keep you awake at night? And lastly, do yoga pants make you wildly randy? If you answered in the affirmative to any of these, odds are high that you not only...
With a beard and country as glorious as ours, it's easy to understand why others might hate us. Side-by-side our beard and Old Glory dance int he wind, making America and it's beard-having citizens the envy of other countries world-wide. They hate us, 'cause they ain't us -- and that's...
If Professor Ned Brainard knocked a vial of Lion-O's ThunderCat DNA into the Super-Soldier serum, we're pretty sure this is what would have become of Steve Rogers. No longer destined to become Captain America, he'd have morphed into a sort of super-feline, somewhere along the lines of Cat In America. This is...
You have to be a special kind of stupid to take offense to a flag honoring our missing and captured. 
The only colors you need to identify with are red, white, and blue. Stop whining about racial injustice. America is awesome. You're an American, now act like it!
Sly. Cunning. Wiley. Crazy. This fox has been called a lot of things - good and bad. And you know what he thinks about it? HE DOESN'T. Call him whatever you want because he's the one calling the shots, living life by his own rules, spreading joy and offending people...
-33%
"We Have Not Forgotten, And We Never Will" The key word in this message is "Never". Little did the spineless 9/11 terrorists know, that in the end, their actions would bring together and build up, far more than they brought down.
  Like it says on your t-shirt.... "Texan AF".....and you wouldn't have it any other way
When you hear "For English, Press 1; Para Espanol, Oprima Numero Dos".
Abraham Lincoln was the O.G. of O.G.'s. Before "Black Lives Matter", he dropped, "The Emancipation Proclamation". Get yourself the shirt featuring Abe....A man way ahead of his time.
Which way is the gun show? The Terminator will take you there, if you want to lift. Do you even lift, bro? If not, I'll be back.
Anyone who put on the uniform in service of this great Country can lay claim to this shirt. Men and women from every branch, in any capacity, for any length of time. We salute you. You're, "Veteran As F***"
Are you hot, happy and Texan as f*ck? Whether it be the cowboy boots, Longhorns football or The Alamo, you’ve got all the reason in the world to consider yourself cut from the finest American cloth—buy this shirt, and let the other 49 states know where you stand!
There are no Ex-Servicemen. Our title is earned, never given and what's earned is yours forever. US Veteran.
Still wearing your D.A.R.E. shirt because you don’t do drugs? Come on man, that’s just suspicious. Better upgrade to R.A.G.E., because you know, that’s what all the cool kids are doing.
The major key here is freedom, folks. Wear this AAF shirt to remind all the small-brained, frightened little sheep what is really important.
  We’ve seen some good coasties in our day. We’ve seen the good, the bad, and the ugly, in fact. And from what we can tell, you are - without a shadow of doubt - the World’s Okayest Coastie. Congratulations! Have a cookie and a t-shirt!
It's tank top o'clock, muther fuqers.  
Exercise. Eggs Are Sides. For Bacon. BACON. This is the vicious cycle that is my life. Every morning I wake up with exercise on my mind, but it always ends with me burning my mouth on straight-out-the-oil bacon over the sink. Tomorrow will be different.* *No it won't
The shirt that welcomes you to life. We're all glad you could join us. The ride may get a bit bumpy at times. You may encounter the occasional negative remark from time to time. Perhaps, one directed towards you. May I suggest that you learn how to dish it back,...
More than 240 years have passed since we sent those sissy brits running back to their motherland. And, like our forefathers before us, we are still too cool for british rule. We are the makers of tennessee whiskey, Chuck Norris, and barbecue sauce. Represent!
Don't get the message on this shirt? Let me break it down for you....I = ME.....Don't = DO NOT.....Give a F*** = GIVE A F***.....if You're = YOU ARE.....Offended = NOT FEELING WELL DUE TO SOMETHING I DID OR SAID
Say IDGAF about PC when patriotism matters more than political correctness.
Regardless of the question, it is the answer that refuses to be disputed. Why, you ask? Cuz 'Murica. That's why. Examples of some these questions include:Why is there bacon-eating contest at this funeral?Why do they sell fireworks at this liquor store?Why is (fill in the blank) famous?Why are they using...
I flexed and the sleeves fell off. This isn't a tank top - it's a former tee shirt. The struggle is real for the bicep-blessed.
-20%
You have cat to be kitten me right meow! 
See what we did there? Eh? Ehhhhhh? But seriously. Huck Fillary.  
Sure. It's all fun and games with the toes in the sand and the surfing and the whatnot, but don't get it twisted, we're busting out the metal detectors 'cuz that beach better have my money!  
Did someone say “FBI recommends no charges”? Ya’ll got any more of them “FBI recommends no charges”? Snowden needs his fix.
The perfect shirt for any occasion. Whether you're going to a bake sale, an IRS audit, or your sons Little League game. It's the only message bold enough to say it like it is... and you're the only person bold enough to wear it...."F YOU".
Get the latest and greatest t-shirt in our huge line of F U shirts and tank tops. This F.U. is stated better, bigger, and bolder than any other we offer. Order one up, and you be the judge. Pairs nicely with the original American AF F You.
She's right. Eating bread every day is appealing. Nobody can argue that (so don't even think about trying). Some of those books she recommended were pretty damn good too. But when the most powerful woman in the world endorsed Obama in 2008 and won the election for him... TOO FAR....
The shirt that says your hearts still beating and your Country is still standing tall. It will take an awful lot to take either of us down. Together we stand, divided we fall.
Hey, baby.  When a simple 'How you doing?' isn't enough, you must beg the question...On a scale of one to America, how free or you tonight? Of course you're America. That's free AF - just how I like 'em.   
PATRIOTS: Protecting cowards, complainers, and cry babies for over 240 years.
 Our men and women and the blue uniform have had to deal with a lot of hate this year. Show your support and your good-natured humor with this “Don’t Be a Cop Block” shirt from AAF.
Your Midwestern upbringing forces you to say "thank you," even when that barista is being a total d-bag. You probably were taught to say "bless your heart" instead of STFU. You are polite AF, because you are a MF lady.
We've already got two world-war championships -- don't make us pull a Pat Riley and three-peat. Merica.
With free-flying bald eagles everywhere, enough military personnel to blow any world power to smithereens and more freedom than you can shake a stick at, what’s America got to apologize for? Nothing. That’s right—absolutely nothing. You’re American, and you’re better than everyone else. As such, never say sorry for being...
AMERICAN AF ON INSTAGRAM

ONLY COMMIES SEND SPAM... AND WE AREN'T COMMIES

Search

Just added to your cart:
Qty:
Total:
Subtotal:
Excl. postage 
My Cart
Just added to your wishlist:
Excl. postage 
My Wishlist