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I bought Shake for myself, and Bake for my grandson. That little pecker never looked happier in his whole life. When he saw me wearing Shake, and went to change into & Bake, he had been wearing some stupid shirt with a lesbian named Justin Bieber on it. That move alone probably made his balls grow about 3 inches. Then it was time for a driving lesson, so we took off down the Coon Ass Highway and didn’t stop ‘til we got to Tampa. His momma didn’t like it, but by the time we got back her boy was a new, ‘Merica-made man. He grew some hair on his chest, got ripped like Schwarzenegger, and could shoot red, white, and blue laser beams from his eyes. Now wherever we go in our Shake & Bake shirts, we get free hot dogs and fist bumps, and eagles swoop down with ice cold beers in their talons, and fighter jets drop freedom fries from the skies.
I bought Shake for myself, and Bake for my grandson. That little pecker never looked happier in his whole life. When he saw me wearing Shake, and went to change into & Bake, he had been wearing some stupid shirt with a lesbian named Justin Bieber on it. That move alone probably made his balls grow about 3 inches. Then it was time for a driving lesson, so we took off down the Coon Ass Highway and didn’t stop ‘til we got to Tampa. His momma didn’t like it, but by the time we got back her boy was a new, ‘Merica-made man. He grew some hair on his chest, got ripped like Schwarzenegger, and could shoot red, white, and blue laser beams from his eyes. Now wherever we go in our Shake & Bake shirts, we get free hot dogs and fist bumps, and eagles swoop down with ice cold beers in their talons, and fighter jets drop freedom fries from the skies.
"This shirt was everything it said it was. It's pure America. Not only is the quality well and it fit good. It also gives a feeling of true American Bad Assery when you wear it. It can be described as flying on an American Bald Eagle as it shoots fucking...
Much like diabetes, communism is a disease of the heart. Keep your heart pure by saying the Pledge of Allegiance each and every day. Keep the commies away by saying it as loud and as obnoxiously as possible, preferably while holding a Budweiser with an American flag draped over your...
"I purchased this shirt thinking it would be funny to wear to the gym every once in a while and make some people laugh. Boy did I underestimate the power of this tank. The first day I wore the tank to the gym, I got there at about 5am and...
I bought Shake. My brother bought Bake. As soon as we received our shirts, we opened the box and a bald eagle with a mullet flew out at top speed. We took this as a good omen. As we tried on our new Shake & Bake shirts, we felt the...