$ 19.95
What does the message on my shirt mean?..... Under the stars and stripes of America, I was born with certain unalienable rights, and I'll die with the same rights. The time in between, I'll spend defending them against any whining, crying, sniveling panty waste looking to take them away from me. Now.... open your eyes, put on a helmet, sit your ass down, strap in, and shut your pie hole. Life's a bumpy ride and you're not the lone rider....A-hole!!! Get the message?
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Premium 4.3 oz
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100% soft ringspun cotton
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Made in USA
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What does the message on my shirt mean?..... Under the stars and stripes of America, I was born with certain unalienable rights, and I'll die with the same rights. The time in between, I'll spend defending them against any whining, crying, sniveling panty waste looking to take them away from me. Now.... open your eyes, put on a helmet, sit your ass down, strap in, and shut your pie hole. Life's a bumpy ride and you're not the lone rider....A-hole!!! Get the message?
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Premium 4.3 oz
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100% soft ringspun cotton
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Made in USA
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DK
12/30/2022
Donna K.
United StatesAwesome Purchase
Easy to purchase…got here quickly! Sent as a gift and was very much loved! I ordered a sweatshirt!
PW
07/14/2022
Pennie W.
United States
DM
06/03/2022
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United States
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05/27/2022
Michael B.
United States
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07/31/2021
Timothy F.
United States
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"This shirt was everything it said it was. It's pure America. Not only is the quality well and it fit good. It also gives a feeling of true American Bad Assery when you wear it. It can be described as flying on an American Bald Eagle as it shoots fucking...
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Much like diabetes, communism is a disease of the heart. Keep your heart pure by saying the Pledge of Allegiance each and every day. Keep the commies away by saying it as loud and as obnoxiously as possible, preferably while holding a Budweiser with an American flag draped over your...
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"I purchased this shirt thinking it would be funny to wear to the gym every once in a while and make some people laugh. Boy did I underestimate the power of this tank. The first day I wore the tank to the gym, I got there at about 5am and...
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I bought Shake. My brother bought Bake. As soon as we received our shirts, we opened the box and a bald eagle with a mullet flew out at top speed. We took this as a good omen. As we tried on our new Shake & Bake shirts, we felt the...