$ 19.95
"I purchased this shirt thinking it would be funny to wear to the gym every once in a while and make some people laugh. Boy did I underestimate the power of this tank. The first day I wore the tank to the gym, I got there at about 5am and as I was walking in the front door I looked up and the stars aligned into a perfect American flag. I was like wow, I've never seen that constellation before but it just made sense to me. So I got into the gym and walked over to the bench to start my chest workout. I threw 225 lbs on there because something just told me it would be the perfect warm up weight, my normal warm up is usually 135 lbs. I threw that weight up for 45 times like I was lifting feathers instead of hard, cold, steel. I couldn't believe what was happening! So I walked over to the dumbbells and picked up the 150lbs ones, because once again it just felt right. As I was pushing the dumbbells like teddy bears into the air, Mr. Trump appeared floating above me and said "We will make America Strong again" I said yes sir, and threw the dumbbells through the roof of the gym. I walked out of the gym that day to the sun rising, a bald eagle landed on my shoulder and pyrotechnics started going off behind me. Long story short, I've gained 100 lbs of solid muscle and have to fight the women off of me. Buyer beware, your life will never be the same."
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"I purchased this shirt thinking it would be funny to wear to the gym every once in a while and make some people laugh. Boy did I underestimate the power of this tank. The first day I wore the tank to the gym, I got there at about 5am and as I was walking in the front door I looked up and the stars aligned into a perfect American flag. I was like wow, I've never seen that constellation before but it just made sense to me. So I got into the gym and walked over to the bench to start my chest workout. I threw 225 lbs on there because something just told me it would be the perfect warm up weight, my normal warm up is usually 135 lbs. I threw that weight up for 45 times like I was lifting feathers instead of hard, cold, steel. I couldn't believe what was happening! So I walked over to the dumbbells and picked up the 150lbs ones, because once again it just felt right. As I was pushing the dumbbells like teddy bears into the air, Mr. Trump appeared floating above me and said "We will make America Strong again" I said yes sir, and threw the dumbbells through the roof of the gym. I walked out of the gym that day to the sun rising, a bald eagle landed on my shoulder and pyrotechnics started going off behind me. Long story short, I've gained 100 lbs of solid muscle and have to fight the women off of me. Buyer beware, your life will never be the same."
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Premium 4.3 oz
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100% soft ringspun cotton
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Made in USA
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LB
07/22/2022
Lenee B.
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03/23/2022
Melinda S.
United StatesGreat product!
The shirt was a gift for my Grandson. It was well made of quality fabric.
KB
03/06/2020
Kyle B.
Trump the magnificent
I was benching around 160. Threw this on during the workout and something changed. It’s as if a wave of American pride and patriotism washed over me. I lifted the bar and curled it 30 times!!! I said what the heck, and turned chest day into everything day! I asked mr trump if he could be my spotter, but he replied that I didn’t need one. I threw 400 lbs on there and it felt like my normal warmup weight. Probably the best 25 bucks I’ve spent EVER!!!
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12/27/2019
Ashley C.
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12/18/2019
David L.
Keep on Trumpin'
Wore my tank to the gym where there are definitely alot of libs that work out. No comments from anyone but l did notice when l went to go do my leg presses l was able to beat my previous best Max by a large margain and next day almost doubled my bench max! Also being middle aged it's helped in the bedroom. When l wear my tank l can last all night long. My wife is thrilled! I would highly recommend this tank to show your support and maybe enhance your lifestyle.
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"This shirt was everything it said it was. It's pure America. Not only is the quality well and it fit good. It also gives a feeling of true American Bad Assery when you wear it. It can be described as flying on an American Bald Eagle as it shoots fucking...
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Much like diabetes, communism is a disease of the heart. Keep your heart pure by saying the Pledge of Allegiance each and every day. Keep the commies away by saying it as loud and as obnoxiously as possible, preferably while holding a Budweiser with an American flag draped over your...
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I bought Shake. My brother bought Bake. As soon as we received our shirts, we opened the box and a bald eagle with a mullet flew out at top speed. We took this as a good omen. As we tried on our new Shake & Bake shirts, we felt the...
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I bought Shake for myself, and Bake for my grandson. That little pecker never looked happier in his whole life. When he saw me wearing Shake, and went to change into & Bake, he had been wearing some stupid shirt with a lesbian named Justin Bieber on it. That move...