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Cloyd Rivers

Cloyd Rivers

Alcohol ain't nothin' but Freedom fuel. It's science. Merica.
This here is America. We roll with shottys, hotties and finger pistols blazin'. Show the Eurolanders and terrorboys that you got the right to bear arms with the Cloyd Rivers "Ban Idiots, Not Guns" t-shirt. Blame the fool, not the tool. Lock and load. Merica.
Secretary of Defense? More like Secretary of Offense. Meet General "Mad Dog" Mattis. When ISIS found out Mad Dog was named the new Defense Secretary, they immediately surrendered. And so did France, just to be safe... Merica.
Welcome to America, land of the free, home of the sleeveless. Around these parts we like cold ones, cutoffs, and our right to bare arms. If you have a problem with that, you can speak to Freedom. Or the backup, Liberty, is right here. Merica.
Just because you lean Left doesn't make you a bad person. It just means you weren't Raised Right. Show the world that you like to Grand Ole Party with the Cloyd Rivers "Raised Right" shirt. Merica.
Until your face is carved into the side of a frickin' mountain, you should probably just know your role and shut your mouth. Washington, Jefferson, Roosevelt, and Lincoln have been the backbone of this country since 1776. Rock On. Merica.
Hey Kim Jong Un, don't start no shit and there won't be no shit. Around here we've got good ol' boys and guns for toys. Come get some. North Korea: Future losers of World War III. Merica.
My country 'tis of thee, sweet Land of LiBEERty. When you're the President of the greatest damn country in the world, you have to wear a lot of hats. Or beer helmets... So crack a cold one, pay homage to Captain Ron, and start a U-S-A chant with the Cloyd...
We are the land of bacon, bald eagles, badasses, and Back to Back World War Champs. Let the world know that when you mess with the best, you'll lose like the rest. Bein' a Champion never felt so good. Merica.
Welcome to Merica. Land of the badass. Home of the brave. 'Round here we like Summertime, cold ones and sleeveless shirts. And nothin' says "Summertime" like drinkin' dranks and bangin' skanks. Time to crank the Hank, crack a cold one and show the skinny jean wearin' Eurolanders who's boss with...
There are Presidents, and there are legends. Ronald Reagan just so happened to have been both. Represent the best damn country in the world, with the best damn President ever with the Cloyd Rivers "Ronald Ragin'" shirt. Ronald Reagan? More like Ronald Ragin'. Merica.
We made the world's biggest batch of sweet tea (Boston Tea Party, ever heard of it). We gave the Redcoats a 5-finger fist of Freedom. And the we wrote the greatest breakup letter of all time, it's called the Declaration of Independence. Damn it feels good to be an American....
In Merica, we come flags wavin' and guns blazin' with 50 Stars, 13 Bars and a whole mess of bald eagles. From our toes to our bows, we're the baddest SOBs on God's green earth. Basically, we're Red, White and Better Than You. Channel your inner Uncle Sam, crack a...
Just because you lean Left doesn't make you a bad person. It just means you weren't Raised Right. Show the world that you like to Grand Ole Party with the Cloyd Rivers "Raised Right" tee. Merica.
Four score and seven years ago... Our foundin' fathers fought for our right to party. They threw a bunch a tea in the harbor, wrote the greatest breakup letter of all time and told Britain to suck it: Just so you could have the right to crack a cold one...
I only have eyes for Wendy Peffercorn. And this Squints shirt. A perfect summer would include wearing this tank, letting my arms into the summer sunshine, and playing baseball Sandlot style.
"I have to admit, after reading the reviews, I was a bit skeptical. How could a shirt, a simple piece of cloth, transform so many lives? Well brothers and sisters, I'm here to tell you I'm now a believer. Upon wearing this shirt, the results were unmistakable. My children suddenly...
"When I ordered this shirt I was pretty stoked. I imagined the shirt would be cool and comfy. But when I received it in the mail I was blown away - figuratively and literally. Rays of red, white, and blue poured forth from the package as I opened it and...
Let's get nostalgic for a moment and remember a time in history when the world was great. America's economy was strong and the US Commander in Chief was man's man Bill Clinton. Get Big Willy style in this printed tank top depicting all the things we loved about 1990s. Owners...
""HEY YOU GUYS!!" Nothing more American than chunks truffle shuffle. Straight out of your favorite 80's movie with a patriotic twist. This tank top is not only super comfy, it's just a good time."
"This shirt was everything it said it was. It's pure America. Not only is the quality well and it fit good. It also gives a feeling of true American Bad Assery when you wear it. It can be described as flying on an American Bald Eagle as it shoots fucking...
Because you're from a country of champions, and everyone should know it. Don't make us 3-peat!
"You know how in the movies when someone unsheathes a sword you hear the "shwing" sound it makes? Putting this tank top on, you hear the battle cry of a bald eagle taking down a tea-drinking tyrant. Merica."
"I purchased this shirt thinking it would be funny to wear to the gym every once in a while and make some people laugh. Boy did I underestimate the power of this tank. The first day I wore the tank to the gym, I got there at about 5am and...
"Since buying this shirt: I have been invited to sing national anthems at baseball games. People have stopped treading on me. Women address me as Mr. Theodore Abraham Washington, the LXIX before throwing themselves at my feet (which generally hover above the ground). I can drink 16 oz of Budweiser...
Wake up to the beautiful sounds of a libtard snowflake being shut-up by the strength of a BA tiger. Your mornings will be peaceful AF without any pathetic whining from the left. Make America Gr-r-reat and buy this shirt.
Deplorables represent! This shirt will let everyone know just what Hillary Clinton considers “deplorable”. Wear it with pride, and stand with your fellow deplorables through this time in political history. 
You vote sometimes, if it seems important. You value life, but kinda get where those Pro-Choicers are coming from. You hate big government, but still enjoying basic human rights like safe roadways and healthcare. You're the world's okayest Republican.
For some it may be a day of rest. For others, it's the day we showoff our fantasy coaching skills. For people like us though, it will always be known as "Sunday Gunday". You know what I mean?  
Do you think America’s Founding Fathers were worried about people’s feelings when they wrote the Constitution? No, they were too busy polishing their muskets and fine-tuning the 2nd Amendment. Be like the Founding Fathers. Assert your Freedom with your tshirt.
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