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The one corporate Christmas party you will actually want to attend -- the Nakatomi Corporation. Die Hard Fans -- welcome to the party, pal!
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Let's put this long-running controversy to rest. Die Hard IS a Christmas Movie! 100%. Not debatable -- because now it's on this long-sleeved shirt. Just point at it anytime anyone agrees.
Don't ever let anyone tell you that Die Hard isn't a Christmas movie. It's the ultimate Christmas movie. Yippee ki yay!
The ultimate one-liner from the ultimate Christmas movie. Yippee Ki Yay MF!!
Looks like it's going to be a McClane Christmas. Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho!!
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This year has been sort of grim. But I'm introducing a new carol for this holiday season. It's called "Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho." Festive isn't it?
I know it's big and shiny, but have some decency. Stop staring at my package!
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I may have never been picked for sports growing up. But I'm always first on the Holiday Drinking Team. Join us?
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