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Heroes get remembered - but legends never die. Two of them have left us too early. Please pay respects to our fallen.
Hughrambe is smiling down from the big mansion in the sky, both taken from this world too soon. Pour one out for the homies.
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Make certain nobody ever forgets the sweet face of Harambe, one of America's true heroes. Serve up guilt -- just like mom used to make -- to that the person staring at your chest that they ever spend a moment thinking about anything other than this true patriot of an...
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"This shirt is so epic and everything that I was looking for to show my pride and support in the loss of our king Harambe. We all know that Hillary is responsible for the death of the one and only Harambe. Harambe was holding information that would lead to her...
I’m not with the raging gorilla in the bad toupee. Or that other 300-pound gorilla in the room (whose name rhymes with Killary). I’m with the real gorilla. I’m with Harambe.
If your bae makes stars fall from the sky, unicorns dance in the wind, and warm fuzzies fill you with the lovey-dovies, then this shirt is for you.
You’re a badass bae. You show love. You show affection. You are strong, yet gentle. And you wear shirts that show solidarity for our fallen primate brethren. You are a Haram-bae.
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You’re my Haram-bae. I’m your Haram-bae. So let’s keep calm, carry on, and get it on like Donkey Kong, biiiiatch!
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