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NO RETREAT! NO SURRENDER! That is Spartan law, and Spartan law is a big, beautiful, glorious thing. Just like Trump. And his big, beautiful wall. And his big, beautiful hands.
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Mad Donald Trump is furious and coming for Hillary in November.  Get this shirt and trigger your favorite liberal!
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"Is that a Roman Soldier over there?"..."Get him outa here".."Go on, fellas you want to show those soldiers the door please"......."and I only have this to say to you lions....YOU"RE FIRED!"
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The only thing more glorious than President Donald Trump's hair is this tank top. Your personal guns will send the "You're Fired" message loud and clear in this number,
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The H is as silent as US military drone creeping up on a wedding in Yemen. As silent as any glimmer of Hillary's personality. As silent as all the unborn fetuses those heathen Pro-Choice democrats have murdered.
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When you're America's most powerful business man, a typical mechanical private jet just won't do. Trump has used his negotiation skills and charming personality to tame the wild bald eagle for his personal transportation. Enjoy the breeze from the eagle's flapping wings on your biceps and underarms in this patriotic...
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Get the shirt featuring Top Gun Donald Trump. He flies without a helmet or oxygen mask. Why no helmet? The hair of course. Why no mask? He wouldn't be able to talk to his hordes of fans!
Imagine Mrs. Clinton in a nicely tailored striped pantsuit. Cuffs rolled up. Bandana wrapped tight around her head. "Of course I'll be here when you get out babe"..."I'll get by somehow"-- Bill
Do your muscles scream assault weapons?  PROS:* Quality-made: it fits just like it should, and although I'm not certain, I'm pretty sure that I'm now bullet-proof. * The artwork is mesmerizing. When I walk into a room, everyone's gaze is drawn to my bosom and I'm not even a chick!*I've...
Ahhh...The good old days. Economy was great, future looked bright, and we just pointed our nukes at anyone who threatened us.
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Get your sexy Rocky Balboa shirts people! This shit is too hot to hold onto for long. Rocky’s going to give Hillary the old 1-2, and then we’ll definitely be sold out of these bad boys. Show off your guns and show off the Trump glory - all with one...
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It's Trump in his prime.  1990's style, baby!
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We shall overcomb! Vote for Donald Trump's hair in 2016!
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LOL...The image on this tank top leaves me speechless. Put this bad boy on and go take a stroll through the mall. The looks you get will be priceless. It's meaning? Beats me. All I know is that it's funnier than sh**. I'm Donald Trump and I'm not too sure,...
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This is what it looks like when The Donald has a wet dream. If you also dream of hunting the Clinton Predator like a badass Trump-enegger, then this shirt might be for you. Because “If she bleeds, we can kill it!”.
  The English language is beautiful, isn’t it? Filled with innumerable descriptors, if there’s a feeling you wish to express, you can quickly make it happen. That said, certain words are often seen as being too vulgar for everyday conversation—amongst them, the “c-word” is by far the most powerful. So,...
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1.20.17 Obama's Last Day - An End to an Error
It sounded good for a short time anyways. It's a shame Donald Trump can't "Make His Teeth Bite His Tongue Again."
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A giant lizard woman is attacking the country. But don’t be afraid. Arnold Trump-enegger says, “If she bleeds, we can kill it!”.
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Just... Stop, Hillary. That's all. This page isn't long enough to list the reasons why, so we won't even try.
A shirt whose message was first spoken by the Donald himself. If you believe in it, why not say it with passion? It may be best to leave it at home on Cinco De Mayo though. I'm Trump and I approve this message.... and Mexico is going to approve this...
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Yeah it's a Big Bang Theory reference!
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See what we did there? Eh? Ehhhhhh? But seriously. Huck Fillary.  
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You’re tough enough to break a 2x4 over your head. You’re tough enough to fight a grizzly bear using nothing but your pinky. You’re tough enough to stand up to a rigged political system. You are Built Trump Tough.
Get the shirt with a message that can be deciphered in so many ways, everyone will understand its meaning. Hillary Clinton..."Too Big To Jail", with BIG being the key word. Is it referring to her influence and political status? Is it hinting at her ability to ruin anyone who stands...
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Check out this sweet Donald Trump tank top. "It's Comboverman the Barbarian" aka "The Twoterminator" aka "The Running (for President) Man" aka "Commando (in chief)". Look, but don't touch people....especially the hair.
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Not saying that President Obama is the ass in Laughing My Ass Off... Oh. Wait. That's EXACTLY what this tee is saying.  
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The Donald has won the White House and is moving in. How regal does he look sitting at that desk? All he needs now is a fan to blow his glorious locks and the image would be complete. Celebrate the Trump victory with this tank!
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Trump has conquered the Presidency. Next, the Galaxy! It's going to be huge. I guarantee it.  
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The official shirt for God Emperor Trump, the first and best pro-Trump meme page. Your liberal friends and acquaintances will be literally shaking when they see you sporting this shirt and supporting the God Emperor at school, work, or at the gym!
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Offer the world a sneak peek into the Oval Office during a Trump presidency with this all over printed shirt. "Say hello to my little deplorables" in sleeves or no sleeves.
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This tank top features President Donald Trump surveying Mt. Rushmore a late addition. Not sure there's enough room for his head though. Can you say Executive Order?
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Donald Trump enjoying some of the perks of running the greatest country on earth. The image on this tank top shows the President firing off a few "warning shots".
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Grab yourself the tank top depicting Donald Trump 1980s style. Sweet pink ballcap. Try taking a selfie with that 5 lb flip cell phone.
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President Donald Trump wants to go down in history as the peace and love president. This tank top is a sneak preview of one set to be part of the Trump re-election campaign in 2020.
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No more speeches to foreign leaders for President Trump. Simply post the photo depicted on this tank top, then answer any questions....if anyone has the stones to ask.
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