Winter is coming -- and so is Christmas. How do I cope? I drink and I know things. That's all I can do -- except maybe drink in my Santa hat and binge watch your favorite show.
I'm asking Santa for truffles for Christmas -- the truffle shuffle! I think it's going to be a very Merry Chunkmas.
This shirt is multifaceted. It covers two winter holidays. And reminds you of one of the best lines from a classic movie. You'll get a lot of mileage out of Merry New Year!!
Forget Merry Christmas. Forget Happy Holidays. Nevermind Feliz Navidad. Sh*tter was Full is the greeting of the season.
Looks like it's going to be a McClane Christmas. Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho!!
Ralphie, a Christmas legend and original supporter of the 2nd amendment. No matter what anyone told him -- "you'll shoot your eye out" they said! -- he persisted. The rest is a famous Story.
For those of us that enjoy the darker side of the holidays, Jack is here to say "Merry Christmas!" Perfect for Nightmare Before Christmas fans.
Don't ever let anyone tell you that Die Hard isn't a Christmas movie. It's the ultimate Christmas movie. Yippee ki yay!
Sometimes you just can't be bothered to be jolly. Let this shirt help you muster up a "Merry Whatever" and be on your way.
They'll be no more trading places once you have this shirt. You'll want to keep it all to yourself!
Have yourself a very Murray Christmas! Treat yourself to this snazzy shirt.
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