ONLY COMMIES SEND SPAM... AND WE AREN'T COMMIES

43 reps for #43! Now watch this chest press.
Cardio? I don't understand that language. This is America - we speak American!
"I purchased this shirt thinking it would be funny to wear to the gym every once in a while and make some people laugh. Boy did I underestimate the power of this tank. The first day I wore the tank to the gym, I got there at about 5am and...
This shirt is for the silent majority--those patriotic Americans that don't constantly brag about climbing mountains nor running marathons. Because waving the flag is the only cardio you need!
The Confederacy couldn't make him sweat and neither will the gym. This Commander-in-Swole might be on the $50 bill but you'll never catch him doing less than 50 reps.
He might not always be in your wallet but he'll always spot you at the gym. America's most patriotic bench presser, Bench-a-ton Franklin, will have you doing 1776 reps in no time. 
Teddy Roosevelt? More like, Teddy Swolesevelt! Before Tom Selleck came on the scene, this buff teddy bear was rocking the most celebrated 'stache in the land and flexing on business trusts. Getting nasty on a regimen of gymnastics and weight-lifting, this Rough Rider's physique was rugged AF. Here's to the...

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