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Donald Trump is large. It's hard to see the physique when he's standing behind a podium. The Donald has muscles that the average human does not. It's all in his book "The Art Of The Deal". His hair can bench press 265 lbs......dead lifts 425 lbs. Not too shabby. Get...
Teddy Roosevelt? More like, Teddy Swolesevelt! Before Tom Selleck came on the scene, this buff teddy bear was rocking the most celebrated 'stache in the land and flexing on business trusts. Getting nasty on a regimen of gymnastics and weight-lifting, this Rough Rider's physique was rugged AF. Here's to the...
This shirt is for the silent majority--those patriotic Americans that don't constantly brag about climbing mountains nor running marathons. Because waving the flag is the only cardio you need!
The history books may not give George Washington props for it, but the first prez was swole AF. Factor in that whole cherry tree incident, and this founding father was the OG of the Woodsman Workout too.
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Show the world how much of a man or woman you REALLY are by throwing on a pair of Silkies and wearing this shirt!
Alexander Hamilton is well recognized as a Founding Father and promoter of the US Constitution, but it's his 2nd amendment biceps that really got sh*t done. Check out those Hamilguns on this tshirt. If you hulk out too much, it is available sans-sleeves.
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A tshirt for when you know your gains are going to be so massive it's unholy. Father please forgive me, for these gains I'm about to receive -- because it's going to be sick.
Why commit wholeheartedly to the life of a fitness fanatic when you can hit the gym like a champ during the week, but also eat (and drink) like an overweight king on the weekends? If you’re a “best-of-both worlds” kind of person, odds are high that you’re not only a...
I flexed and the sleeves fell off. This isn't a tank top - it's a former tee shirt. The struggle is real for the bicep-blessed.
The most swole US President, Liftin' B. Johnson. Available in sleeveless if your biceps can't be contained, just like Johnson's.
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