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Cardio? I don't understand that language. This is America - we speak American!
"I purchased this shirt thinking it would be funny to wear to the gym every once in a while and make some people laugh. Boy did I underestimate the power of this tank. The first day I wore the tank to the gym, I got there at about 5am and...
This shirt is for the silent majority--those patriotic Americans that don't constantly brag about climbing mountains nor running marathons. Because waving the flag is the only cardio you need!
The Confederacy couldn't make him sweat and neither will the gym. This Commander-in-Swole might be on the $50 bill but you'll never catch him doing less than 50 reps.
He might not always be in your wallet but he'll always spot you at the gym. America's most patriotic bench presser, Bench-a-ton Franklin, will have you doing 1776 reps in no time. 
Alexander Hamilton is well recognized as a Founding Father and promoter of the US Constitution, but it's his 2nd amendment biceps that really got sh*t done. Check out those Hamilguns on this tshirt. If you hulk out too much, it is available sans-sleeves.
The most swole US President, Liftin' B. Johnson. Available in sleeveless if your biceps can't be contained, just like Johnson's.
I flexed and the sleeves fell off. This isn't a tank top - it's a former tee shirt. The struggle is real for the bicep-blessed.

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ONLY COMMIES SEND SPAM... AND WE AREN'T COMMIES

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