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110 reviews
Teddy Roosevelt? More like, Teddy Swolesevelt! Before Tom Selleck came on the scene, this buff teddy bear was rocking the most celebrated 'stache in the land and flexing on business trusts. Getting nasty on a regimen of gymnastics and weight-lifting, this Rough Rider's physique was rugged AF. Here's to the...
64 reviews
The history books may not give George Washington props for it, but the first prez was swole AF. Factor in that whole cherry tree incident, and this founding father was the OG of the Woodsman Workout too.
8 reviews
Alexander Hamilton is well recognized as a Founding Father and promoter of the US Constitution, but it's his 2nd amendment biceps that really got sh*t done. Check out those Hamilguns on this tshirt. If you hulk out too much, it is available sans-sleeves.
12 reviews
He might not always be in your wallet but he'll always spot you at the gym. America's most patriotic bench presser, Bench-a-ton Franklin, will have you doing 1776 reps in no time. 
10 reviews
43 reps for #43! Now watch this chest press.
13 reviews
The Confederacy couldn't make him sweat and neither will the gym. This Commander-in-Swole might be on the $50 bill but you'll never catch him doing less than 50 reps.
1 review
The most swole US President, Liftin' B. Johnson. Available in sleeveless if your biceps can't be contained, just like Johnson's.
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