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I bought a pair for my 4th of July party, thinking it would be a fun gag shorts. Little did I know. I pulled it out of the box and immediately sank to my knees and wept tears of pure joy, and by "pure joy" I mean "pure Jack Daniel's". I strapped it on and my max bench press increased by a 100lbs. I wiped the whiskey from my face, looked in the mirror, and in my reflection I saw him behind me.
George Washington. Looking stern and powerful. He nodded once, an affirmation. I knew what I had to do.
I flung myself from the bathroom window and this shorts literally turned me into a bald eagle, I flew over Iraq and pooped tomahawk missiles on ISIS positions, then I flew back home and turned into a 1967 Pontiac GTO and drove all night until I arrived at Pussytown."
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I bought a pair for my 4th of July party, thinking it would be a fun gag shorts. Little did I know. I pulled it out of the box and immediately sank to my knees and wept tears of pure joy, and by "pure joy" I mean "pure Jack Daniel's". I strapped it on and my max bench press increased by a 100lbs. I wiped the whiskey from my face, looked in the mirror, and in my reflection I saw him behind me.
George Washington. Looking stern and powerful. He nodded once, an affirmation. I knew what I had to do.
I flung myself from the bathroom window and this shorts literally turned me into a bald eagle, I flew over Iraq and pooped tomahawk missiles on ISIS positions, then I flew back home and turned into a 1967 Pontiac GTO and drove all night until I arrived at Pussytown."
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07/13/2020
Norton M.
United StatesAwesome product
I had to buy another pair of these awesome silkies. My ex has my first pair and didn't give them back so just ordered another pair. I warned my niece that I would embarrass her by wearing them when we go on walks.
RG
07/13/2020
Ronald G.
United StatesPure Freedom!!!
If you want to put a little freedom in your life try these.
M
07/05/2020
Marc
United StatesFreedom knows no length
Wear these with pride and confidence and the eagles will scream your name and redcoats will roll in their pitiful graves.
J
06/16/2020
Justin
United StatesSmooth like butta!!
Amazing quality and fit! The only way to go if you’re a true Merican!! Extra small size only!
JM
03/15/2020
Jarred M.
SofterNsh*t
These silkies are the most comfortable price of clothing you’ll ever strap to your bosom. They’re so soft you’ll wanna take them off and cuddle with them like a baby’s favorite blanket. :grin:
Machine Wash
Fabric: 100% cotton
Low-waisted band with belt loops, slim fit
Basic five-pockets, zipper fly with button, destroyed holes design
PLEASE NOTE: Patriotic Ripped Denim Shorts runs small. We recommend ordering a size up.
MATERIAL - Polyester & Spandex Well Made. Machine Wash Separately in Cold Water and Dry Clean. Iron at low setting on reverse side.
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