• EVERY DAY IS INDEPENDENCE DAY WHEN YOU’RE AMERICAN AF!

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Funny 80s and 90s T-shirts

Get the shirt with the subtle hint sweeping the nation, "Netflix And Chill". Netflix may be on in the background, and some chilling may happen later on, but let me run some other ideas by you in the meantime.
"Here for the Boos!" The shirt with the a message that changes meaning the more tanked you get. It starts out a cute play on words. The ghost drinking booze...Get it? Then after you pound a few back, stumble into someone and spill your drink on the pool table, you'll...
You long to see, touch and caress them. You want to hear them purr. Tell her in this "Show me Your Kitties" t-shirt. Then tell her you'd like to see her cat too. The last four sentences were meant for entertainment purposes only. We are not responsible for injuries (emotional...
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Tanner, Banks, Winslow, and Taylor. You know them. You love them. They practically raised you! Pay homage to America's forefathers!
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Our nation’s forefathers of 90’s sitcoms are getting their own monument! It might not be Mount Rushmore, but if you beef up it might just look like it. You better start making gains now, because thou shalt not forsake the Bundy.
Because I was inverted. Keeping up foreign relations!  
You know, I really wanted to give this t-shirt a funny, witty description. But I'm just straight outta F's to give. I couldn't give less F's except if I didn't even bother typing this. If you're like me, this shirt's for you.
Still wearing your D.A.R.E. shirt because you don’t do drugs? Come on man, that’s just suspicious. Better upgrade to R.A.G.E., because you know, that’s what all the cool kids are doing.
There's a reason they call it a man-ual transmission. Real men know how to handle their stick without popping the clutch with the man-pedal.
This one's for every type of runner. If you are an awesome runner, you'll look humble. If you are an OK runner, you'll look honest. (Managed expectations - achieved!) If you are a terrible runner, you won't look completely inadequate. Until they see you run. Which you rarely do.
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Show the world how much of a man or woman you REALLY are by throwing on a pair of Silkies and wearing this shirt!
Sure. It's all fun and games with the toes in the sand and the surfing and the whatnot, but don't get it twisted, we're busting out the metal detectors 'cuz that beach better have my money!  
Those were the days... or maybe you just got NJP'ed...
Those were the days... or maybe you just got NJP'ed...
Toes in the sand, drink in the hand, a healthy tan... Beach life is idyllic -- but at the end of the day, that beach better have my money or there's gonna be hell to pay. ��
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