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Because you're from a country of champions, and everyone should know it. Don't make us 3-peat!
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FREE SHIPPING! "These shorts are the best thing to happen to me since the creation of democracy. Nothing screams freedom like your bits and pieces being gently cradled by these justice inducing booty shorts while your downstairs mix-up is thrust into the face of every angry protester and nut job...
Because I was inverted. Keeping up foreign relations!  
You might not be the eminently qualified Marine and you might not get that 5.0/5.0 but by God you are Okay!  
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The shirt GUARANTEED to melt terrorist faces!
For some it may be a day of rest. For others, it's the day we showoff our fantasy coaching skills. For people like us though, it will always be known as "Sunday Gunday". You know what I mean?  
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The shirt is GUARANTEED to melt terrorist faces!
We’re not saying some lives matter more than others, but if we’re going to say black lives matter, then we’re sure as hell going to show some love for our lance corporals. Get your LCPL Lives Matter shirt and make a statement that is American as F***. Image is on...
Be FLEXable. When you're too close for missiles, you've gotta switch to guns.
"I got this superb garment in the mail today. I could tell right away that there was something different about it--perhaps the chorus of Angels singing as a lone ray of light from heaven shone brilliantly upon this shirt, while I was indoors. Yes, its powers are that potent.Not wanting...
The writing on the skull means INFIDEL in Arabic.
Give the shirt that says, "Rifles aren't for everyone, but I hear you are really fast typist. "Worlds Okayest Soldier".
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FREE SHIPPING! The most versatile shorts in the world.
Anyone who put on the uniform in service of this great Country can lay claim to this shirt. Men and women from every branch, in any capacity, for any length of time. We salute you. You're, "Veteran As F***"
So you thought you rated, huh? Tell me more about how awesome you are. At least for now, you can wear a shirt that says you thought you made it. Image is on the back of the shirt. Perfect to wear with your cammies! Ships to FPO/APO/YourMom'sHouse
"Before I ordered this shirt, I benched 225. Now, I can lift the souls of millions of oppressed peoples across the globe, bringing the almighty American might of the Bald Eagle to every foreign man, woman, and child. Makes me want to sling an M-60 across my back and liberate...
If General Mattis were President - ISIS would be WasWas!
"The Devil Doge" t-shirt is here. First in, and last out. The Devil Dogs have proven themselves since the American Revolution. The very mention of the word, Marine, invokes fear in those on the wrong side of the leatherneck's gun sight. OOHRAH!
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The shirt GUARANTEED to melt terrorist faces!
Full. Metal. Jacket. You were born to pew!
Image is on the back of the shirt. Perfect to wear with your cammies! Ships to FPO/APO/YourMom'sHouse The ultimate EAS shirt. 
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The shirt GUARANTEED to melt terrorist faces!
Give the t shirt that says, "No need to get in the cockpit. How about you grab these paddles and go stand out there on the deck."
"The very first time I wore this shirt I felt like the soul of Honest Abe was becoming a part of me. Slaves have been free for a long time, but in the pet store I felt the overwhelming urge to free the various guinea pigs and rabbits and such...
Give the t shirt that says, "Don't know if I'd want you Captaining the boat, but I love you're Popeye impression."
When you’re fighting in the desert, you don’t want to be wearing the old red, white, and blue. Those are our home colors. When the game is played on their turf, it’s time to change into the multicam. Because we are proud, but we are not stupid.
  Like it says on your t-shirt.... "Texan AF".....and you wouldn't have it any other way
Image is on the back of the shirt. Perfect to wear with your cammies!
A favorite for military hardfucks everywhere...
This one's for every type of runner. If you are an awesome runner, you'll look humble. If you are an OK runner, you'll look honest. (Managed expectations - achieved!) If you are a terrible runner, you won't look completely inadequate. Until they see you run. Which you rarely do.
You have to be a special kind of stupid to take offense to a flag honoring our missing and captured. 
Anyone who put on the uniform in service of this great Country can lay claim to this shirt. Men and women from every branch, in any capacity, for any length of time. We salute you. You're, "Veteran As F***"
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Grab the shirt that says, your service in the Coast Guard, technically make you a Veteran. The fact that you were a cook stationed in Alaska, in the mid-1980s, should only be revealed on a "need to know" basis. Trust me. *** Save an extra $5 Today only! *** World's...
Are you hot, happy and Texan as f*ck? Whether it be the cowboy boots, Longhorns football or The Alamo, you’ve got all the reason in the world to consider yourself cut from the finest American cloth—buy this shirt, and let the other 49 states know where you stand!
There are no Ex-Servicemen. Our title is earned, never given and what's earned is yours forever. US Veteran.
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Yeah it's a Big Bang Theory reference!
We've already got two world-war championships -- don't make us pull a Pat Riley and three-peat. Merica.
I am a US Veteran. My oath of enlistment has no expiration date.
Own a true masterpiece of American History. Behold:   Chesty Puller kicking the absolute shit out of Yeti monsters on Chosin Reservoir during the Korean War! 18x24" 100lb, HIGH QUALITY PRINT
If you’re a hot-blooded, beer-swilling, gun-shooting, ‘Merica-lovin’ marine, then you might be a Libo Risk. Wear your title with pride. OOHRAH!
  We’ve seen some good coasties in our day. We’ve seen the good, the bad, and the ugly, in fact. And from what we can tell, you are - without a shadow of doubt - the World’s Okayest Coastie. Congratulations! Have a cookie and a t-shirt!
Are you a lover of: A) America B) Cats C) Captain America D) Chris Evans E) A combination of 2 - 3 of the above F) All of the above This one's for you.
Sure. It's all fun and games with the toes in the sand and the surfing and the whatnot, but don't get it twisted, we're busting out the metal detectors 'cuz that beach better have my money!  
If you don't know what a DD-214 is, don't ask.
Regardless of the question, it is the answer that refuses to be disputed. Why, you ask? Cuz 'Murica. That's why. Examples of some these questions include:Why is there bacon-eating contest at this funeral?Why do they sell fireworks at this liquor store?Why is (fill in the blank) famous?Why are they using...
Hey, you can't always be the best at everything all the time. And even if you are, this is a great way to prove that you are also the best at being humble.
Here's to all those times you've had to bend over and enjoy the green weenie. Cheers.
A patriot's job is never done.
You are in the business of badassery. You wake up early, train hard, live hard, and make gains like a beast. Congratulations, you’ve earned the rank of “World’s Okayest Soldier”.
Show some love if you were born to pew!  
  Ladies, get one of these Hillary Clinton Benghazi t-shirts. Screw the energy drinks! Put this shirt on and anytime during the day, when you're feeling a bit tired, simply look down. Hillary's smug face along with the reminder of Benghazi, is enough to fire anyone up for a good...
When you pursue a DD-214 instead of your PhD.
1918. 1945. 20?? We've already got two world war championships -- don't make us pull a Pat Riley and three-peat. Merica.  
Those were the days... or maybe you just got NJP'ed...
Those were the days... or maybe you just got NJP'ed...
Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads.
Those were the days... or maybe you just got NJP'ed...
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