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UPGRADED QUALITY! IN STOCK! Liner brief "I bought a pair for my 4th of July party, thinking it would be a fun gag shorts. Little did I know. I pulled it out of the box and immediately sank to my knees and wept tears of pure joy, and by "pure joy" I mean...
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Because I was inverted. Keeping up foreign relations!  
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American greatness is made up of brave men like George Washington, ingenious weapons engineering, and impossible dreams that become inevitable realities. You’ll see. Those eagles with laser-beams shooting out of their eyes will be so much more than a silly metaphor in the not-so-distant future.
Image is on the back of the shirt. Perfect to wear with your cammies! Ships to FPO/APO/YourMom'sHouse The ultimate EAS shirt. 
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If you don't know what a DD-214 is, don't ask.
Give the shirt that says, "Rifles aren't for everyone, but I hear you are really fast typist. "Worlds Okayest Soldier".
Anyone who put on the uniform in service of this great Country can lay claim to this shirt. Men and women from every branch, in any capacity, for any length of time. We salute you. You're, "Veteran As F***"
The shirt GUARANTEED to melt terrorist faces!
100% nylon tricot with liner Lightweight fabric perfect for warm weather workout  
I am a US Veteran. My oath of enlistment has no expiration date.
Grab the shirt that says, your service in the Coast Guard, technically make you a Veteran. The fact that you were a cook stationed in Alaska, in the mid-1980s, should only be revealed on a "need to know" basis. Trust me.
Give the t shirt that says, "Don't know if I'd want you Captaining the boat, but I love you're Popeye impression."
Give the t shirt that says, "No need to get in the cockpit. How about you grab these paddles and go stand out there on the deck."
There are no Ex-Servicemen. Our title is earned, never given and what's earned is yours forever. US Veteran.
So you thought you rated, huh? Tell me more about how awesome you are. At least for now, you can wear a shirt that says you thought you made it. Ships to FPO/APO/YourMom'sHouse
Full. Metal. Jacket. You were born to pew!
When you pursue a DD-214 instead of your PhD.
Yeah it's a Big Bang Theory reference!
Those were the days... or maybe you just got NJP'ed...
You are in the business of badassery. You wake up early, train hard, live hard, and make gains like a beast. Congratulations, you’ve earned the rank of “World’s Okayest Soldier”.
A patriot's job is never done.
Sure. It's all fun and games with the toes in the sand and the surfing and the whatnot, but don't get it twisted, we're busting out the metal detectors 'cuz that beach better have my money!  
Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads.
Those were the days... or maybe you just got NJP'ed...
  Ladies, get one of these Hillary Clinton Benghazi t-shirts. Screw the energy drinks! Put this shirt on and anytime during the day, when you're feeling a bit tired, simply look down. Hillary's smug face along with the reminder of Benghazi, is enough to fire anyone up for a good...
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