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UPGRADED QUALITY! IN STOCK! Liner brief "I bought a pair for my 4th of July party, thinking it would be a fun gag shorts. Little did I know. I pulled it out of the box and immediately sank to my knees and wept tears of pure joy, and by "pure joy" I mean...
Because I was inverted. Keeping up foreign relations!  
FREE SHIPPING!The world's most versatile shorts...Silkies!
FREE SHIPPING! The most versatile shorts in the world.
American greatness is made up of brave men like George Washington, ingenious weapons engineering, and impossible dreams that become inevitable realities. You’ll see. Those eagles with laser-beams shooting out of their eyes will be so much more than a silly metaphor in the not-so-distant future.
Image is on the back of the shirt. Perfect to wear with your cammies! Ships to FPO/APO/YourMom'sHouse The ultimate EAS shirt. 
100% nylon tricot with liner Lightweight fabric perfect for warm weather workout
If you don't know what a DD-214 is, don't ask.
Give the shirt that says, "Rifles aren't for everyone, but I hear you are really fast typist. "Worlds Okayest Soldier".
Anyone who put on the uniform in service of this great Country can lay claim to this shirt. Men and women from every branch, in any capacity, for any length of time. We salute you. You're, "Veteran As F***"
The shirt GUARANTEED to melt terrorist faces!
I am a US Veteran. My oath of enlistment has no expiration date.
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ONLY COMMIES SEND SPAM... AND WE AREN'T COMMIES

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