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The shirt GUARANTEED to melt terrorist faces!
Give the t shirt that says, "Don't know if I'd want you Captaining the boat, but I love you're Popeye impression."
  We’ve seen some good coasties in our day. We’ve seen the good, the bad, and the ugly, in fact. And from what we can tell, you are - without a shadow of doubt - the World’s Okayest Coastie. Congratulations! Have a cookie and a t-shirt!
"Before I ordered this shirt, I benched 225. Now, I can lift the souls of millions of oppressed peoples across the globe, bringing the almighty American might of the Bald Eagle to every foreign man, woman, and child. Makes me want to sling an M-60 across my back and liberate...
Anyone who put on the uniform in service of this great Country can lay claim to this shirt. Men and women from every branch, in any capacity, for any length of time. We salute you. You're, "Veteran As F***"
"The very first time I wore this shirt I felt like the soul of Honest Abe was becoming a part of me. Slaves have been free for a long time, but in the pet store I felt the overwhelming urge to free the various guinea pigs and rabbits and such...
You have to be a special kind of stupid to take offense to a flag honoring our missing and captured. 
I am a US Veteran. My oath of enlistment has no expiration date.
There are no Ex-Servicemen. Our title is earned, never given and what's earned is yours forever. US Veteran.
Anyone who put on the uniform in service of this great Country can lay claim to this shirt. Men and women from every branch, in any capacity, for any length of time. We salute you. You're, "Veteran As F***"
If you don't know what a DD-214 is, don't ask.
1918. 1945. 20?? We've already got two world war championships -- don't make us pull a Pat Riley and three-peat. Merica.  
We've already got two world-war championships -- don't make us pull a Pat Riley and three-peat. Merica.
Regardless of the question, it is the answer that refuses to be disputed. Why, you ask? Cuz 'Murica. That's why. Examples of some these questions include:Why is there bacon-eating contest at this funeral?Why do they sell fireworks at this liquor store?Why is (fill in the blank) famous?Why are they using...
This one's for every type of runner. If you are an awesome runner, you'll look humble. If you are an OK runner, you'll look honest. (Managed expectations - achieved!) If you are a terrible runner, you won't look completely inadequate. Until they see you run. Which you rarely do.
Hey, you can't always be the best at everything all the time. And even if you are, this is a great way to prove that you are also the best at being humble.
You are in the business of badassery. You wake up early, train hard, live hard, and make gains like a beast. Congratulations, you’ve earned the rank of “World’s Okayest Soldier”.
WRAP YOURSELF IN FREEDOM!  Feel safe and warm in the official DD 214® blanket!   100% Polyester Fleece dd214 blanket SMALL   40" x 30" Fleece Blanket  MEDIUM  60” x 50” Fleece Blanket  LARGE  80” x 60” Fleece Blanket 
When you pursue a DD-214 instead of your PhD.
Because you're from a country of champions, and everyone should know it. Don't make us 3-peat!
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