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Organic Chocolate penis for all your funny pranks, bachelorette parties, or just a good gag gift!

The original and absolute best chocolate penis novelty gift for your friends, enemies, or just the neighbor who can’t seem to pick up her dog’s poop in your yard.

Originally developed as a way for people to anonymously tell their friends, office colleagues, etc to "eat a dck" without the repercussions, Dick at Your Door has grown into a great way to spice up the bachelorette party, have a laugh, or just eat some great chocolate.

Each veiny candy is 5oz of solid milk chocolate made by our in-house chocolatiers and Shipped anonymously from our warehouse in San Diego, Ca. All chocolates can be stored and eaten for up to 12 months after delivery. The earlier used, the better though!

IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it's you that ends up with the chocolate dick, albeit deservedly. 

**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**


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Looking for the Valentine version? Go here => LINK

 

Organic Chocolate penis for all your funny pranks, bachelorette parties, or just a good gag gift!

The original and absolute best chocolate penis novelty gift for your friends, enemies, or just the neighbor who can’t seem to pick up her dog’s poop in your yard.

Originally developed as a way for people to anonymously tell their friends, office colleagues, etc to "eat a dck" without the repercussions, Dick at Your Door has grown into a great way to spice up the bachelorette party, have a laugh, or just eat some great chocolate.

Each veiny candy is 5oz of solid milk chocolate made by our in-house chocolatiers and Shipped anonymously from our warehouse in San Diego, Ca. All chocolates can be stored and eaten for up to 12 months after delivery. The earlier used, the better though!

IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it's you that ends up with the chocolate dick, albeit deservedly. 

**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**


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DC
03/07/2020
Dylan C.
All American Baby

I love everything about this site. Got the Don and sent it to my buddy and his wife for their anniversary. I will be getting more items from AAF

EG
01/25/2020
Eugene G.
Funny

I had a good laugh giving this to a friend.

KP
01/16/2020
Kamil P.
Great gift

This was purchased for a friends birthday. It did not disappoint and was worth a good laugh. It should be noted it is smaller then it seems, at about 3.5 inches in length and 1 1/4 in girth. Well worth it however and I'm told the chocolate is of very good quality.

CM
01/06/2020
Carsten M.
Delicious Richard

A nice solid shaft for sword fights, maybe a game if **** darts, or to sit on. The milk chocolate was incredibly creamy on the very tip. Once contact was made by a pair of warmed quivering lips upon the tip. It was game over for that sweet treat! - I wouldn’t know that thought cause I got it for a friend and not me. So he told me...

KS
01/05/2020
Kevin S.
Very Satisfied

Just a hair on the small side but I was told it tasted surprisingly good.

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