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Quality Material - Made of Durable Polyester. Strengthened by Double Stitching, Canvas Header and Two Brass Grommets. Bright Color with Fade Resistant - The Color is Sharp and Vivid and The Dye Has Been Processed for UV Fade Resistant. Fly in Breeze - This Flag is Very Light-Weighted. So It...
Quality Material - Made of Durable Polyester. Strengthened by Double Stitching, Canvas Header and Two Brass Grommets. Bright Color with Fade Resistant - The Color is Sharp and Vivid and The Dye Has Been Processed for UV Fade Resistant. Fly in Breeze - This Flag is Very Light-Weighted. So It...
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Stars and Stripes consists of a blue jacket with white stars, red pants and a white-red striped tie. Go USA! Go USA! Identifying your chest size should be achieved by measuring at the widest part of your chest with a tape measure. Measuring up your chest size is the most...
13.2 x 8.5 " Features sections of red and white faux hair that sticks out at the top Made out of fabric One size fits most Perfect for completing your costume or as party favors/prizes
Be a patriot with comfort and style! Our American Flag Jumpsuit is definitely one of the customer favorites and gets a lot of attention. Grab yours right now!  
EVA Imported Rubber sole Slip on Rubber Sole Contoured rubber straps for a comfortable fit Size Chart
Poster Size 23 X 29 An exact replica of the original Declaration of Independence, July 4, 1776. Written by the founding fathers Accurate reproduction on antiqued parchment HIGH QUALITY
Quality Material - Made of Durable Polyester. Strengthened by Double Stitching, Canvas Header and Two Brass Grommets. Bright Color with Fade Resistant - The Color is Sharp and Vivid and The Dye Has Been Processed for UV Fade Resistant. Fly in Breeze - This Flag is Very Light-Weighted. So It...
Take a shot for Harambe...he took one for you.  Get this shot glass and celebrate the memory of our sweet Prince.   Legends never die, they become memes. Three Options:1 Shot Glass - for the solo ape2 Shot Glasses - remember our fallen with your closest pal4 Shot Glasses - for...
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FREE SHIPPING! We compared a dozen eagle masks from around the world...  This is the best one in terms of quality and ability to see out of it.   Your freedom will increase by 1776% IMMEDIATELY after wearing this thing!
Get your life back Full time lady gettin' mullet headband to wear on a part time basis This is quite easily the single best purchase you will make in your entire life."I wore this to a "white trash bash" and was the most popular person there. I got laid so many...
11oz White Ceramic Coffee Mug 3.75' diameter Double-sided print
11oz White Ceramic Coffee Mug 3.75' diameter Double-sided print
11oz White Ceramic Coffee Mug 3.75' diameter Double-sided print
11oz White Ceramic Coffee Mug 3.75' diameter Double-sided print
The sweet sweet taste of liberal tears is so much more satisfying when your morning mug is labeled accordingly. Life is good. Muahahaha! 11oz White Ceramic Coffee Mug 3.75' diameter Double-sided print
Every service member retired and active should own this print. No excuses.  This needs to be in every company office, barracks room, team room, S-Shop and armory. Saint Mattis will always watch over you and grant you the strength to bring the pain. He sees you when you're sleeping, he...
You got the shirt. You got the flag. Why not just go for the trifecta and hang the poster that proudly warns, "Don't F*** With Me". General Mattis will be happy to assist you in passing that message along.
American greatness is made up of brave men like George Washington, ingenious weapons engineering, and impossible dreams that become inevitable realities. You’ll see. Those eagles with laser-beams shooting out of their eyes will be so much more than a silly metaphor in the not-so-distant future.
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Own a true masterpiece of American History. Behold:   Chesty Puller kicking the absolute shit out of Yeti monsters on Chosin Reservoir during the Korean War! 18x24" 100lb, HIGH QUALITY PRINT
Poster Size 23 X 29 An exact replica of the original Declaration of Independence, July 4, 1776. Written by the founding fathers Accurate reproduction on antiqued parchment HIGH QUALITY
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If you have any questions regarding this shirt and its meaning, I suggest you read it one more time. Frankly, the message can't be stated with any more clarity. Wearing this shirt may result in people around you breaking into the "Pledge of Allegiance" all of a sudden. Those people...
This is Sparta! No, this is ‘Merica! No, this is America with the spirit of the Spartans. Now put on your battle shirts, because tonight we dine in hell!
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The shirt that says your hearts still beating and your Country is still standing tall. It will take an awful lot to take either of us down. Together we stand, divided we fall.
PATRIOTS: Protecting cowards, complainers, and cry babies for over 240 years.
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With free-flying bald eagles everywhere, enough military personnel to blow any world power to smithereens and more freedom than you can shake a stick at, what’s America got to apologize for? Nothing. That’s right—absolutely nothing. You’re American, and you’re better than everyone else. As such, never say sorry for being...
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Your Midwestern upbringing forces you to say "thank you," even when that barista is being a total d-bag. You probably were taught to say "bless your heart" instead of STFU. You are polite AF, because you are a MF lady.
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You have to be a special kind of stupid to take offense to a flag honoring our missing and captured. 
"Before I ordered this shirt, I benched 225. Now, I can lift the souls of millions of oppressed peoples across the globe, bringing the almighty American might of the Bald Eagle to every foreign man, woman, and child. Makes me want to sling an M-60 across my back and liberate...
Read my shirt....Operators are standing by, waiting to set you up with a one way ticket off of The Greatest Nation on Earth. I'm so sorry that your kid had endure the hardship of listening to the Pledge of Allegiance for 20 seconds this morning. Please accept my deepest apologies.....YA...
The only colors you need to identify with are red, white, and blue. Stop whining about racial injustice. America is awesome. You're an American, now act like it!
If I see a footprint on our beloved American flag, be rest assured an even bigger one will find it's way onto the seat of your pants. Save yourself and your laundry by finding some respect for our country.
If you have the spirit of a Spartan and blood that runs red, white, and blue, then this shirt is for you. Because you are an American badass, and nothing says that better than a badass black shirt with an American Spartan Flag.
When I close my eyes and listen closely, it's not my beating heart I hear. No. It's the flapping of Old Glory in a warm American wind. It's freedom running through my veins, not blood.
A patriot's job is never done.
Americans never say sorry, and they especially never say they are sorry for being American. Americans love their freedoms, their guns, their free speech, and their hot dogs, and they should never have to apologize for that. Because ‘Merica!
Some may see this shirt as simply a tee with the number 1 on it. Big deal. Those in the know realize it makes a much larger statement. The "1" projects how you feel about yourself. The Red, White, and Blue further states how you feel about your Country. If...
If you keep our nation’s POW’s and MIA’s in your heart and prayers, if you salute the American flag with honor, and if you like to tell all the haters “go f*** yourself!”, then this shirt is for you.
"Try to Stomp on this Flag", a strong message that speaks volumes about the person bold enough to wear it on her t-shirt. It acts as both a warning and a dare. Anyone you meet will know that you mean business. A simple t-shirt + a strong statement = instant...
A shirt whos message rings loud and clear. I'm so sorry that your child had to endure the hardship of listening to the Pledge of Allegiance for 20 seconds this morning. Please accept my deepest apologies. Go ahead and call the number on my shirt. Operators are standing by, waiting...
The shirt with a message to end all messages. "You're an American - Act Like It!" basically means this....Get off your ass and take a good look around. You know what that is? It's freedom. Realize that you live in the greatest Country in the world. Nobody is out to...
You got the shirt. You got the poster. Why not just go for the trifecta and fly the flag that proudly warns, "Don't F*** With Me". General Mattis will be happy to assist you in passing that message along.  Quality Material - Made of Durable Polyester. Strengthened by Double Stitching,...
 Quality Material - Made of Durable Polyester. Strengthened by Double Stitching, Canvas Header and Two Brass Grommets. Bright Color with Fade Resistant - The Color is Sharp and Vivid and The Dye Has Been Processed for UV Fade Resistant. Fly in Breeze - This Flag is Very Light-Weighted. So It...
 Quality Material - Made of Durable Polyester. Strengthened by Double Stitching, Canvas Header and Two Brass Grommets. Bright Color with Fade Resistant - The Color is Sharp and Vivid and The Dye Has Been Processed for UV Fade Resistant. Fly in Breeze - This Flag is Very Light-Weighted. So It...
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