• EVERY DAY IS INDEPENDENCE DAY WHEN YOU’RE AMERICAN AF!

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Quality Material - Made of Durable Polyester. Strengthened by Double Stitching, Canvas Header and Two Brass Grommets. Bright Color with Fade Resistant - The Color is Sharp and Vivid and The Dye Has Been Processed for UV Fade Resistant. Fly in Breeze - This Flag is Very Light-Weighted. So It...
It's time to embrace a brave new world.  A world where you can Rock Out With Your Cock Out. One Size Fits Most with Adjustable Buckle/Bottle Opener. 60 inches long with adjustable buckle. Accommodates waist sizes 32” to 44” with at least a 12" cöck flop. You walk into the bar,...
American Flag Wayfarer Sunlgasses Plastic Frame/Lens 100% UVA & UVB Protection Polycarbonate Lenses non-polarized  
Be a patriot with comfort and style! Our American Flag Jumpsuit is definitely one of the customer favorites and gets a lot of attention. Grab yours right now!
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50% Cotton, 50% Polyester Soft, smooth fabric - because your All-American thighs deserve it Machine washable, with 3" waistband "The first time I put these pants on, I went outside and caught a bald eagle with my bare hands and tamed it. I had to train him to peck the...
Poster Size 23 X 29 An exact replica of the original Declaration of Independence, July 4, 1776. Written by the founding fathers Accurate reproduction on antiqued parchment HIGH QUALITY
Quality Material - Made of Durable Polyester. Strengthened by Double Stitching, Canvas Header and Two Brass Grommets. Bright Color with Fade Resistant - The Color is Sharp and Vivid and The Dye Has Been Processed for UV Fade Resistant. Fly in Breeze - This Flag is Very Light-Weighted. So It...
Take a shot for Harambe...he took one for you.  Get this shot glass and celebrate the memory of our sweet Prince.   Legends never die, they become memes. Three Options:1 Shot Glass - for the solo ape2 Shot Glasses - remember our fallen with your closest pal4 Shot Glasses - for...
If you have any questions regarding this shirt and its meaning, I suggest you read it one more time. Frankly, the message can't be stated with any more clarity. Wearing this shirt may result in people around you breaking into the "Pledge of Allegiance" all of a sudden. Those people...
This is Sparta! No, this is ‘Merica! No, this is America with the spirit of the Spartans. Now put on your battle shirts, because tonight we dine in hell!
The shirt that says your hearts still beating and your Country is still standing tall. It will take an awful lot to take either of us down. Together we stand, divided we fall.
PATRIOTS: Protecting cowards, complainers, and cry babies for over 240 years.
With free-flying bald eagles everywhere, enough military personnel to blow any world power to smithereens and more freedom than you can shake a stick at, what’s America got to apologize for? Nothing. That’s right—absolutely nothing. You’re American, and you’re better than everyone else. As such, never say sorry for being...
Your Midwestern upbringing forces you to say "thank you," even when that barista is being a total d-bag. You probably were taught to say "bless your heart" instead of STFU. You are polite AF, because you are a MF lady.
You have to be a special kind of stupid to take offense to a flag honoring our missing and captured. 
"Before I ordered this shirt, I benched 225. Now, I can lift the souls of millions of oppressed peoples across the globe, bringing the almighty American might of the Bald Eagle to every foreign man, woman, and child. Makes me want to sling an M-60 across my back and liberate...
Read my shirt....Operators are standing by, waiting to set you up with a one way ticket off of The Greatest Nation on Earth. I'm so sorry that your kid had endure the hardship of listening to the Pledge of Allegiance for 20 seconds this morning. Please accept my deepest apologies.....YA...
The only colors you need to identify with are red, white, and blue. Stop whining about racial injustice. America is awesome. You're an American, now act like it!
If I see a footprint on our beloved American flag, be rest assured an even bigger one will find it's way onto the seat of your pants. Save yourself and your laundry by finding some respect for our country.
If you have the spirit of a Spartan and blood that runs red, white, and blue, then this shirt is for you. Because you are an American badass, and nothing says that better than a badass black shirt with an American Spartan Flag.
When I close my eyes and listen closely, it's not my beating heart I hear. No. It's the flapping of Old Glory in a warm American wind. It's freedom running through my veins, not blood.
A patriot's job is never done.
Americans never say sorry, and they especially never say they are sorry for being American. Americans love their freedoms, their guns, their free speech, and their hot dogs, and they should never have to apologize for that. Because ‘Merica!
Some may see this shirt as simply a tee with the number 1 on it. Big deal. Those in the know realize it makes a much larger statement. The "1" projects how you feel about yourself. The Red, White, and Blue further states how you feel about your Country. If...
If you keep our nation’s POW’s and MIA’s in your heart and prayers, if you salute the American flag with honor, and if you like to tell all the haters “go f*** yourself!”, then this shirt is for you.
"Try to Stomp on this Flag", a strong message that speaks volumes about the person bold enough to wear it on her t-shirt. It acts as both a warning and a dare. Anyone you meet will know that you mean business. A simple t-shirt + a strong statement = instant...
A shirt whos message rings loud and clear. I'm so sorry that your child had to endure the hardship of listening to the Pledge of Allegiance for 20 seconds this morning. Please accept my deepest apologies. Go ahead and call the number on my shirt. Operators are standing by, waiting...
The shirt with a message to end all messages. "You're an American - Act Like It!" basically means this....Get off your ass and take a good look around. You know what that is? It's freedom. Realize that you live in the greatest Country in the world. Nobody is out to...
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