ONLY COMMIES SEND SPAM... AND WE AREN'T COMMIES

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Leggings have never been so sweet. Cover your gams in these American Sugar Skull leggings for a look that'll hurt your teeth. Thick elastic band — doesn't slip. Warm — Keeps the cold out. Stretchy & Super Flexible. 82% Polyester, 18% Spandex. High Quality - Made in the USA. PLEASE...
It's going to get hot this summer, but we've got you covered. You'll be cool in this summer popsicles swimsuit. A sweet treat to beat the heat -- and look good while doing it. Designed & Made in USA Handcrafted by Skilled Artisans 100% Premium Microfiber Polyester High Definition Graphic...
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O Say Can You See -- how hot you would look in this swimsuit? Nothing says sexy like a lady who loves her nation's flag enough to wear it like this. Warning: side effects may include freedom and apple pie. Designed & Made in USA Handcrafted by Skilled Artisans 100%...
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You'll be seeing stars -- on your swimsuit -- this summer. The dainty white stars on this blue swimsuit light up your body like the American sky on the 4th of July. Designed & Made in USA Handcrafted by Skilled Artisans 100% Premium Microfiber Polyester High Definition Graphic Artwork on...
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Remember when you were a kid and the teacher would give you a shiny star for work well done? This one-piece is that feeling wrapped up in a blue star swimsuit. You'll be the brightest star this Independence Day. Designed & Made in USA Handcrafted by Skilled Artisans 100% Premium...
Star Light, Star Bright, which swimsuit shall I buy tonight? I think it'll be this red number with the big white stars. It makes me feel patriotic and full of freedom. Designed & Made in USA Handcrafted by Skilled Artisans 100% Premium Microfiber Polyester High Definition Graphic Artwork on Front...
When people ask me, "Why are you still single?" I tell them, "My heart belongs to America." Then I point at my American flag heart -- and they don't have any more questions. It's a magical swimsuit. Designed & Made in USA Handcrafted by Skilled Artisans 100% Premium Microfiber Polyester...
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You make Old Glory look good. We didn't think the classic Americana icon could look any better, but then we saw this swimsuit. Well done, Merica. Well done. Designed & Made in USA Handcrafted by Skilled Artisans 100% Premium Microfiber Polyester High Definition Graphic Artwork on Front & Back
When you pull on your favorite swimsuit this summer, what do you hope people will day? Things like, "that lady is the bomb." We get it. That's why we have The Bomb swimsuit. A sweet treat for the 4th of July, covered in bomb popsicles. You're welcome. Designed & Made...
You say you're a patriotic American, but if you're heart only pumps red I have to ask you, "Where is the white and blue?" My beating heart delivers colors in the perfect shape of an American flag. Yours can too in the My Beating Heart swimsuit. Designed & Made in...
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Have you been searching for the fiercest swimsuit for the summer? It's not on the pages of the fashion mags, it's here. The fiercest thing you can wear is the oversize face of a freakin' bald eagle. Be fierce. Be free. Designed & Made in USA Handcrafted by Skilled Artisans...

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ONLY COMMIES SEND SPAM... AND WE AREN'T COMMIES

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