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Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to show your gains to everybody you meet.
You'll have no more concerns once you put this tank on. Cry Chaos and let slip the gains of war! Knife hands not included.
They say the pen is mightier than the sword but nothing can beat a good set of knife hands. Always have a plan to spread freedom everywhere you go. Also check out > Mattis Liberty Blanket Also check out > Mattis Liberty Canvas Also check out > Mattis Liberty Flag
General Mattis is the kind of guy you expect to leave the womb covered in bald eagle tattoos. He's got red, white, and blue blood running through his veins. Show your support for your spirit animal Mattis with this inked tee. Also check out > INKED - Mattis Premium Tee Also check...
This guy shows up everywhere. He's superhuman. Actually, he's General James Mattis, pictured here boarding his craft. This is only one of the many General Mattis shirts we offer. Get them all! Collect and trade them with your friends!
What’s more American than General “Mad Dog” Mattis standing before the stars and stripes? That image on a muscle shirt, preferably worn with cut-off jeans at your next shotgun wedding.
This item has General Mattis' on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the...
Crush your enemies. “If you f* with me, I’ll kill you all!!!” This is General “Mad Dog” Mattis, mother f**ers, the man who once killed 20 jihadists with a single grenade… before it exploded.  When it comes time to dine in hell, we’ll be with Mattis!
Mattis is a bad mother f***er, but Mattis the Barbarian takes it to a whole new level - a level where you can wear fur panties and still be the manly, ass-kicking, total badass barbarian that makes Chuck Norris look like a sweet old lady.
If you f* with me, I’ll kill you all!!! This is General “Mad Dog” Mattis, m*ther f**ers, the man who once killed 20 jihadists with a single grenade… before it exploded. Forget about the crooked old lady and the spray-tanned man-baby. When it comes time to dine in hell, we’ll...
What? I just killed 5 jihadis with a jiu jitsu bitch-slap, bombed the rest, and left their village in freedom flames! Are you not entertained?!
How do you take one of the most BA people on the planet and make them look even more BA? You make them inked. General Mattis is now as BA on the outside as he is on the inside.  Also check out > INKED - Mattis All Over Print Tee Also check...
Our current Secretary of Agriculture is more like a Secretary of Nag-riculture. Stop the nagging and let the blood rain down, because General “Mad Dog” Mattis is coming! Because Blood makes the grass grow.
"After putting this shirt on, I immediately grew a six pack and a full bottle of Jack appeared in my left hand and Bowie knife in my right hand. Every attractive female and several male navy personnel in a 150 mile radius,of age and with consent, immediately lost their virginity,...
Mattis for Secretary of the Department of Knife Hands and Throat Punches? Has a certain ring to it. General Mattis would be the perfect man to lead it. Hell, he's the only man to lead it. Get the shirt, and spread the word.
Every service member retired and active should own this print. No excuses.  This needs to be in every company office, barracks room, team room, S-Shop and armory. Saint Mattis will always watch over you and grant you the strength to bring the pain. He sees you when you're sleeping, he...
Available in sizes :  S = 13"  M = 16" L = 18" Also check out > Saint Mattis Tee Also check out > Saint Mattis Poster
Also check out > INKED - Mattis All Over Print Tee Also check out > INKED - Mattis Premium Tee
They say the pen is mightier than the sword but nothing can beat a good set of knife hands. Always have a plan to spread freedom everywhere you go. SMALL   40" x 30" Fleece Blanket  MEDIUM  60” x 50” Fleece Blanket  LARGE  80” x 60” Fleece Blanket  Also check out...
Saint Mattis will always watch over you and grant you the strength to bring the pain. He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows if you're on BCP so don't eat that chow hall cake, rah Also check out > Saint Mattis Tote Bag Also check...
Buy the Canvas and get the Shirt for 50% off with code: FREEDOM1776 Also check out > Mattis Liberty Tee Also check out > Mattis Liberty Blanket Also check out > Mattis Liberty Flag
Ah, the good old days -- when everybody wasn't such a pussy. When everybody wasn't such a melting, whiny snowflake. It was a more magical time and you can relieve it with this General Mattis t-shirt.
Space Force SMALL   40" x 30" Fleece Blanket  MEDIUM  60” x 50” Fleece Blanket  LARGE  80” x 60” Fleece Blanket  Also check out > Mattis Trooper Tee Also check out > Mattis Trooper Canvas Also check out > Mattis Trooper Flag
Quality Material - Made of Durable Polyester. Strengthened by Double Stitching, Canvas Header and Two Brass Grommets. Bright Color with Fade Resistant - The Color is Sharp and Vivid and The Dye Has Been Processed for UV Fade Resistant. Fly in Breeze - This Flag is Very Light-Weighted. So It...
Buy the Canvas and get the Shirt for 50% off with code: FREEDOM1776 Also check out > Mattis Trooper Tee Also check out > Mattis Trooper Blanket Also check out > Mattis Trooper Flag Space Force
Space Force Also check out > Mattis Trooper Canvas Also check out > Mattis Trooper Blanket Also check out > Mattis Trooper Flag
Quality Material - Made of Durable Polyester. Strengthened by Double Stitching, Canvas Header and Two Brass Grommets. Bright Color with Fade Resistant - The Color is Sharp and Vivid and The Dye Has Been Processed for UV Fade Resistant. Fly in Breeze - This Flag is Very Light-Weighted. So It...
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