General Mattis is the kind of guy you expect to leave the womb covered in bald eagle tattoos. He's got red, white, and blue blood running through his veins. Show your support for your spirit animal Mattis with this inked tee.
This guy shows up everywhere. He's superhuman. Actually, he's General James Mattis, pictured here boarding his craft. This is only one of the many General Mattis shirts we offer. Get them all! Collect and trade them with your friends!
This item has General Mattis' on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the...
Crush your enemies.
“If you f* with me, I’ll kill you all!!!” This is General “Mad Dog” Mattis, mother f**ers, the man who once killed 20 jihadists with a single grenade… before it exploded.
When it comes time to dine in hell, we’ll be with Mattis!
Mattis is a bad mother f***er, but Mattis the Barbarian takes it to a whole new level - a level where you can wear fur panties and still be the manly, ass-kicking, total badass barbarian that makes Chuck Norris look like a sweet old lady.
If you f* with me, I’ll kill you all!!! This is General “Mad Dog” Mattis, m*ther f**ers, the man who once killed 20 jihadists with a single grenade… before it exploded. Forget about the crooked old lady and the spray-tanned man-baby. When it comes time to dine in hell, we’ll...
How do you take one of the most BA people on the planet and make them look even more BA? You make them inked. General Mattis is now as BA on the outside as he is on the inside. Also check out > INKED - Mattis All Over Print Tee Also check...
"After putting this shirt on, I immediately grew a six pack and a full bottle of Jack appeared in my left hand and Bowie knife in my right hand. Every attractive female and several male navy personnel in a 150 mile radius,of age and with consent, immediately lost their virginity,...
Mattis for Secretary of the Department of Knife Hands and Throat Punches? Has a certain ring to it. General Mattis would be the perfect man to lead it. Hell, he's the only man to lead it. Get the shirt, and spread the word.
They say the pen is mightier than the sword but nothing can beat a good set of knife hands. Always have a plan to spread freedom everywhere you go.
SMALL 40" x 30" Fleece Blanket
MEDIUM 60” x 50” Fleece Blanket
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What keeps Mad Dog Mattis awake at night? Nothing. He keeps other people awake at night.
100% polyester mesh
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Every service member retired and active should own this print. No excuses. This needs to be in every company office, barracks room, team room, S-Shop and armory. Saint Mattis will always watch over you and grant you the strength to bring the pain. He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows...
Saint Mattis will always watch over you and grant you the strength to bring the pain. He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows if you're on BCP so don't eat that chow hall cake, rah.