ONLY COMMIES SEND SPAM... AND WE AREN'T COMMIES

Many would have you believe that Halloween is all about dressing up in elaborate costumes. Let's get real here though. Why are you really attending your coworker's lame party? You're there for the alcohol. Put on this shirt, fill up your red solo cup, and let everyone know, "I'm here...
Pumpkins won't be the only thing getting smashed this Halloween. You'll want this shirt if you plan on becoming a jacked-up o'lantern.
Sweet dreams are made of these. You'll sleep tight knowing Freddy's waiting for you.
There's nothing wrong with being a basic witch. If you prefer your coffee black like your soul this shirt might be for you.
This shirt isn't just a bunch of hocus pocus. Witch you'll look fabulous.
Looking forward to Friday? Jason is excited too. When life hands you lemons, cut the lemons with a machete and smile!
You can't wait to ch ch ch change into this ah ah ah awesome shirt! Pour some Dos Voorhees into your glass this Halloween with the most murderous man in the world.
When the dead start walking it's time to start running! Why not get a head start now? You'll thank us later...
This thing reads like stereo instructions! The Handbook for the Recently Deceased just got a strange and unusual shirt to go along with it... Strangely comfortable and unusually appealing, that is.

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ONLY COMMIES SEND SPAM... AND WE AREN'T COMMIES

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