ONLY COMMIES SEND SPAM... AND WE AREN'T COMMIES

245 reviews
The colonies are quite rowdy this evening... On July 4th, 1776 we proclaimed our own Brexit. We didn't say it... We declared it.
8 reviews
You like cats? That's ok, after all this is America. The land of acceptance and freedom to choose cats over dogs. Proudly proclaim your love of feline and country by exclaiming "Ameowica! and donning this cozy tee. The patriotic kitty stares wide-eyed at onlookers who won't get enough of its...
327 reviews
"This shirt was everything it said it was. It's pure America. Not only is the quality well and it fit good. It also gives a feeling of true American Bad Assery when you wear it. It can be described as flying on an American Bald Eagle as it shoots fucking...
39 reviews
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279 reviews
Because you're from a country of champions, and everyone should know it. Don't make us 3-peat!
537 reviews
Since buying this shirt: I have been invited to sing national anthems at baseball games. People have stopped treading on me. Women address me as Mr. Theodore Abraham Washington, the LXIX before throwing themselves at my feet (which generally hover above the ground). I can drink 16 oz of Budweiser...
163 reviews
Because I was inverted. Keeping up foreign relations!  
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ONLY COMMIES SEND SPAM... AND WE AREN'T COMMIES

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